TODAY IN HISTORY...

Marriage is not for everyone....

Discuss


* u have less than 30 mins :)

knock! knock!!!!

Anybody home?????

Phew! its bn a while; How are my favourite peeps??

A lot has happened since the last time i was here; GEJ have bn sworn in, we hv a new speaker (IMO....old wine in new bottle), Etteh declared innocent, my assistant has cooled-down small, Dangote fumbled, someone bashed my car (my fault tho) and ofcourse the 10billion naira scam *sigh* which way Nigeria?!?!?! neways i eagerly await EFCC's report sha, huh??? wat is dat????? is it not part of my money?????? LOL

So i hrd/read dat nominations for d the naija blog awards for 2011 has started, u can go here to nominate moi, u kno u want/have to (ok' please, abeg, biko, ejo', mbuok :)

Ehen B4 i forget dis gist, its abt our children o; d oda day i was reading a newspaper n got to the kiddies corner page; the topic was, 'why did your mommy marry your daddy'; Eyin temi the answers were hilarious, Hear them.......

*My mummy married my daddy so dat she can give birth to baby; Mum's job: cooking food. Which food: pineapple

*My mummy married my daddy married so he ll not cook. Mum's job: cook rice. Dad's job: barb his hair.

*My mummy married my daddy so she ll be shouting;

*My mummy did not tell me why she married my daddy, she did not tell me anything

*I dont kno why my mummy married my daddy. Dad's job: sweep house. Mum's job: cook rice

LOL these children can put someone in trouble o BUT we (parents) on d oda hand hv to be very careful and urm... did i mention dat these kids are under the ages of 5 *sigh* my pipo dont be fooled by their looks and size o, they observe and they dont forget; and for you shouty-shouty women, why do u like shouting ehn????:)

Ewo!! It looks like its going to rain

i ll be back, i pwomise :)

I AM GUDLUCK JONATHAN

*dodges flying brooms* LOL Abego!! but wait o, who came up wit dat idea sef????? Aloofaa n co, pls educate me, cos each time I see dat advert …. well…. urm…. it urm.... HEY! I cld hv sworn Rev chris okotie had sumn similar, so is it a case of copy-copy or ….(b4 my keyboard puts me in trouble)

how una dey?????? kilon shele??? *deep sigh* the elections are here already; i pray, i hope, i wish it..well......goes well (ami)

finally got an apartment after squatting in a hotel for nearly 2 months; my pipo my eyes saw nwii, but i thank God dat chapter is finally over except for the leaking sink n the doors.....

my asst is already showing herself; omo see me see overtaking by force LOL i'm cool tho cos i now kno who i'm stuck dealing wit; *hiss* n some of u advised me to live wit her in d same yard.

my new station is ok, less gbamgbamdimdim (i miss 'gidi' mehn), praying for more sales, i gats to win award(s) dis yr o (ami :)

is it me or are our men afraid of *successful women cos dangote is now having cold feet(s). MEN!! wat do they really want sef? neways time will tell meanwhile *hums* nobody test me..test me..test me :)

one of the gud thing here is dat i get to eat one of my favorite soup dish everyday; *looks at tummy n shakes head* i cant remember d last time i took purge; LOL there sumn abt d word p-u-r-g-e dats cracks me up, i tink its d image dat comes to mind; can u remember dat rubber thing our moms use to harass our poor bumbum wit wen we were little, Here's wat i mean....

LOL i dont envy him at all; pele dearie its for ur own good trust me :)

hv a nice one :)

i'm back....

well, kind of :)

Hello good people of a great nation, how una dey?? sorry for my disappearing act jare, like my pple ll say, its a longgggggggggg story but to cut it short, i 'm no longer in Abj; yep your's truly is now based in ...urm .. i dont feel like sharing yet :)
newayz i've moved, no longer close to the National treasury; i suspect a conspiracy :) but closer to home *winks*

oops!! I gat ta go, got less than 5mins to post this, all dis internet runs makes me so uncomfortable, *adjusts chair*.

i ll be back....
Btw: is it cool living in d same 'compound' with ur colleague (n a junior staff too) please i nid ur opinion(s) asap.

Thank you in advance :)

@*pets project's my yoyo bitters, jo ma binu

WHAT DO YOU SEE???? (warning: graphic pix )

                                                    

i see his teeth *SMH*

pix thanks to santiago

OMG!

*ssmh* Is this what DEMOCRACY is all about?? running pple down bcos of ..... i mean, is it  a do or die sumn?  someone has to call these ppl to order, OGINNI???

HNY2011

If you are reading this, it means u made it; PRAISEEEE DA LORD, SUMBORI!!! :)
altho *sigh* it urm started on a shaky note for some (a minute of silence for friends/family members we lost as a result of the jos and abuja bomb blast)

So its a new year, new expectations, goals, dreams n ofcourse its Election year in our beloved country; i pray God's covenant for Nigeria is fulfilled. i also pray for a violence free election (its possible; atleast i kno i wont be fighting anyone :) 

*Lord, we ask for fairness and justice in the balloting procedures as we come out to vote this year, May it be just and equitable, revealing the truth with clarity in Jesus name (Amen

Hw was ur hols? enuf chopchop i trust, ehn wats dat??? u dey deny??? oya look at ur tummy, LOL we thank God. Yours truly was in benue state during d xmas break (blog post up next) n it was choptilludrop, eyin temi no be small sumn o,  na eat, sleep; eat, sleep n eat again, inshort let me stop here cos its better experienced than imagined.  Ehen p.e.t project u told me i ll give birth to twins if i eat benue yam shebi?; babe i eat yam soteeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy (u get??:)  so in 9 months that is urm.....um...*looks at calender*  lets say in september or october or thereabout we go throw parry n Psquare go perform *fingers tightly crossed* LOL

Happy newyr once again

BTW may your troubles last as long as ur resolutions,  yeaaaaa(dodges blows) i kid i kiddddddddddddd :)