Thursday, June 26, 2008


1. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying; Can anyone confirm dis??
2. 2 X 4 is really 1-1/2" by 3-1/2". Qmoney na true???
3. Any month that has a Friday the 13th also has a Wednesday the 25th; NDQ pls verify!!
4. Men can read smaller print then women can; women can hear better. 007, is dis true ??
5. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair, Smaragd pls verify
6. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321; *scratches head* Kemmie over to u
7. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants; Chari na true??
8. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. Aaaah Mo’gbe!!! Who wants an ipod??
9. Most lipstick contains fish scales. Wat about lipgloss?????
10. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different; Naijalines pls verify!!
11. Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there; Tairebabs hope u ve taking note :-)
12. Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin; Bumight na true????
13. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. LMAO
14. There are only four words in the English language which end in "-dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. Nikkysab, pls confirm!!
15. It’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open; huh??? mgbo Rayo na true????
16. Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have about ten; Standtall how far?
17. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would haveproduced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. fact or fiction??
18. If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb; Ajike u go try am??? *takes off* :-)
19. A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. Afro plzzzzzzzz confirm dis???
20. Should there be a crash; Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane as a precaution.true or false??
21. The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad! Really???
22. During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants; huh!! Tinuade na lie??
23. Dolphins sleep with one eye open! So Duchess has other siblings afterall, lolll
24. There are over 58 million dogs in the U.S; chai! bassey and okon needs US visa sharpish :-)
25. There are approximately fifty Bibles sold each minute across the world; Oluwadee, pls confirm
26. As you age, your eye color gets lighter; Mz.dee, cool or not????
27. It takes approximately 12 hours for food to entirely digest; Tobenna/Aloofar, pls verify
28. Chimps are the only animals that can recognize themselves in a mirror; I can imagine dem saying , ‘so na me be dis???? lolllllll
29. If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white; WHO HAS A GOLDFISH????
30. A Nigerian woman was caught entering the UK with 104 kg of snails in her baggage; 134 Elitz magazine can u verify dis???
31. Each year, more people are killed by teddy bears than by grizzly bears.huh!!! Minky, true or false??
32. The largest McDonald's is in Beijing, China - measuring 28,000 square feet. It has twenty nine cash registers; WOW!!!
33. The chicken is one of the few things that man eats before it's born and after it's dead. so….. true Chi-grace/Shally, wat else??
34. According to Genesis 1:20-22 the chicken came before the egg. Jaycee oya cornfirm n tell us
35. An eagle can kill a young deer and fly away with it.; Haba!! Jinta is dis possible???
36. The youngest pope was 11 years old; Prisco I need his name sharpish!!!
37. Ants stretch when they wake up in the morning; LMAO, dis I ll like to see
38. In the White House, there are 13,092 knives, forks and spoons; Fresh&Fab pls confirm dis????
39. A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue; Ejura werrin u think??
41. A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex; FFF pls verify
42. The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. Mummy TK/Lady A is dis possible??
43. 25% of women think money makes a man sexier; LoL Ms.Emotions, mgbo’na true?
44. Turkeys can reproduce without having sex. It's called parthenogenesis; so…Who wants to be a turkey????
45.Eachday,there are over 120 million sexual intercourse taking place all over the world*coughs*FantasyQ/Arphrodite/James tubman NA TRUE?????
46. In 2006, there were 398 million mobile (or cell) phones in China. wow!! Jarrai pls confirm dis!
47. Left handed people live slightly shorter lives than right handed people; Not me talk am o! Shacrown, is dis true?
48. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure; Now wat about dat pig??????? Ibiluv, wat do u think
49. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society; Guys, True or False????
50. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate; Simplegal/ Dee/Debbie/Sabira, fact or fiction???

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

" Mummy! Mummy! see ya bum-bum "

Is it proper for parents to bathe with their kids?????

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

What a She-it!!!

Oops!!! apparently, he eat too much beans or kuli-kuli before starting the marathon.This one na real public disgrace. Hope we have all learnt from his she-it *wide grin* BUT wait o WAT IF NA U????
PS: Hope i didnt spoil anybody's appetite o, i cant fit shout, lollllll

Monday, June 9, 2008

bits n pieces

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Gray hairs....Who loves em!!

I ran into an old friend yesterday at CMS, we hugged and dat was when i noticed her hair, wow!!! it was full of grays, something dat wasnt there when we were at school, una kno' me na (as an aproko), i asked her 'where she made her hair n she was like, made ke??? its natural o, awon temi' na so i open mouth like jide kosoko:-)
'Arent u too young to have gray hairs, cos if my calculation is correct, i'm older than u and i havent started sprouting grays yet? i told her, na so she look me from my head to my shoes, 'ah Lg, she replied, so u mean having gray hair makes me old? na three for u o, anyhoos in my case its hereditary, my mum started having gray hair when she was just 17, at this point i burst out laughing, Gray hair at 17 ke? something is wrong somewhere o' i told her, lollllll newyaz, we exchanged 4one numbers and promised to keep in touch,but as soon as i got to the office na so i begin google gray hairs @ 17, lolll make una nor mind me o but seriously, gray hairs at 17 ke? dem do me?? i dont mind having dem wen i 'm OLD, but defintely not now; wetin una feel???

While u are at it, enjoy this joke
A senior citizen decided to visit the social security office to sign up for His benefits.Upon His arrival the clerk asked for proof of His age. When he reached for His wallet the embarrassed man realized he had left it home. After explaining His problem to the clerk,she replied, "Don`tworry, just open your shirt, and if your chest hair is gray, you will qualify." The senior citizen opened up His shirt and was soon signed up for His benefits.Upon arriving home, he related the story to His wife. She looked at him,smiled and said, 'Too bad you didnt drop your pants. You would have qualified 4 disability too!