and seyi tested positive'

Yes its the same seyi' from my hairdresser (1) and (2) but i dey vex for una, shebi una say make i no counsel her, sum bloggers even labelled me aproko, sake of say i wan yarn dis babe say kurukere doesnt pay, now see!

yesterday afternoon i decided to make my hair @seyi's, hoping i wld be able to finish it b4 the nigeria/tunisia qualifier's match but wen i got to there... No Seyi (so dis girl neva change) i met 2 of her girls who told me she had gone out but wldnt be long (storyyy) i decided to wait for her, knowing she was the only one dat can fix d style i wanted, after some minutes the girls continued their gbeboruning (sorry isha) until i heard 'sade, dis madam know say anty-seyi don test positive???'
OGINI???
'i no sure o, u kno say e don tey wey she come here'

eYIN TEMi i forget weda oSAze go play 1st half, seyi test positive ke? since wen?? d last time i saw her, she was hersef na? i asked d girls wat they meant but they kept quiet, na so i pack my kaya waka comot.
















comot for where??? if na u nko???
seyi have been fixing my hair for a long time,
d oda day i was scratchin my head' was it d needle or dandruff???
na so i begin think nothing, my mind jst blank, If na u nko???????
if only dis girl had listened, if only not 'positive????? if only.........

'ehen madam, see her she don return' sade's voice jolted me
I turned n my jaw fell in my lap



ps: her EDD is early next yr
pss: should amodu be replaced????
psss: 9jaaa, see how dem dey throw bottle for stadium :(
pssss: d pix is courtesy 'seyi beauty salon', i cant shout :p
psssss: i feel its goin to be a lov'ly week!!

TGIF: biko' biko make una come o'

so guys wat do u think...... Fact??? or Photoshop?????????

BTW: whose bday is today sef??? i 'm feelin very generous o ;)

Standtall is 13 and LG is ......?????

If u were born in July, Stand Up, Stand Up!!
All bloggers born in July, Stand Up, Stand Up!!!!!
If u were born on July 14th, Jump Up, Jump Up!!!!!!!!!!!!
#@$!^&# May God bless us

YES its my birthday today, meaning anoda year has being added to my age, (no be small sumn :) I know its been a while (or months) since my last post, abeg make una no vex' na $$$$$$ (i mean work), and to compensate una, i made a birthday cake; if u shine ya eyes well, u will find it at the top bottom corner left right centre of your screen (jst Look for it) – and Help yourself to a large slice, norrin do u!

I want to Thank God for making me witness anoda year, for His blessings, guidance, kindness n protection, for my family n friends (bloggers included). Thank You Father for everything (tho i'm not yet a 1st lady but i kno You have not forgotten :)

PS: To all ma July peeps in da house: Uzezi, Jidesalu, Standtall, Dta, Undercover 07, Woomie, Trezor Le Kado, Chari, Fantasy queen

Cheers

PSS: ..... erm no be red wine o, na zobo

Lets talk about sex

i.e about our kids having sex, (sigh) my people, it is wit a heavy heart i type this post; My friends ll tell u i'm crazy abt children n its d truth' tho i dont have any (yet), i love cute, intelligent, smart, stubborn, infact all kids (including d 'mommy i want aunt Lg's face ones :-) but i m no longer sure who is a child n who isnt; yesterday i went to visit a sick colleague n bumped into her neighbour's 4yr old kids doing it; as if dat wasnt bad enuf, there are brothers infact twins; how manage?? who tot dem?? moreover these were children 4rm a good moslem home, so how come they knew abt it?....cartoons? music? neways i left their mom weeping and thinking of how to tell her husband.

Last term, my ikotun friend (i talked abt her here) almost went mad, d reason....alan got back 4rm school n asked her if her kini was red? dat a boy in his class claims his mum's own was very red; Oginni?!? raked my friend, 'Where d teacher dey wen dem dey discuss dat kind thing 4 class??? wasnt She supposed to be their guardian/shielder??. After confronting the teacher (n d proprietress) she withdrew her kids 4rm d school. wen she narated d incident to me, i asked her wat was her reply to alan :-) But seriously, wat is happening to our children? scratch dat, What are we doing to Our children???

I still recollect my elder broda chasing me n my sister out of room weneva we r watching tv and a man is kissing a woman (infact as soon as d man n woman begin look each oda one kind, my broda go Order us outside, sometimes i run to my neighbour's room to watch it, or i 4get about the film n start to play with my lil' sis; i cant remember how old i was then, but i knew i resented him for it (b4 nko? :-) till date, my dad's favourite programmes on tv are NTA network news and Tales by moonlight n we dare laff even wen they went on commercial (i still miss dat presenter) But today nko, which pikin get News time?? they prefer yori-yori:-)

Babijide salu, Mrs Salu, Mummy TK, Naijalines, Doja, Simispeak, Black james bond, Bimbylads, Lolu-Kush, Fluffycutething, Mojisola, Standtall, Mommy, Dee, Chioma-mom, Oyin, Isi, GOODnaijagirl, Kemmie, For the love of me, Yarmama, 30+, Lady A, Teachers, Parents, Pastors/Imam, FBA, NBC, BON, DBANJ (they adore u) Is there hope for Our Children??? How? Where? When?

ps: (for tots) How wld a 7/8/9/10yr old rate my blog? (ie apart 4rm gushing over my profile pix and my grammar :-) What about yours? How would a child Rate your blog?????

ONLY IN BLOGVILLE (OIB)

Hi there, remember me??? Ofcourse u do :-) how una dey?? i'm still enjoying my leave but felt like publishing (some of) my drafts b4 someone hack into it; u tink its not possible??? okay o' lol; neways dis post was supposed to be published after my blog anniversary but chelsea's no 1 striker *Bayo disappearance from the team made me reschedule it; no be small thing o, even abramovich was involved in d search :-) *the yeye boy has returned home jare (he resurfaced d day man-u managed to beat arsenal :-) Thanks guys for your concern, d problem now is how 2 remove my number 4rm mummy's phone (the world cup is around d corner, i cant shout!!

500 amazing/ funny / weird things i ve learnt 4rm blogville
1) language is not a barrier
2) some stalk to be 1st, while odas bad-belle u for being 1stttttt :-)
3) age is nothing; one smallie go read ur post and leave comment like; babe u be mumu o, u no kno say bla bla blah :-)
4) age is nothing; we are never too old to learn new/old stuff;
5) cliques/bigzboys & gals networks also exist in 9jablogville;

6) humour is very effective but not everyone will lol/lmao/rotfol

7) a simple thought can be around the world in seconds

8) blogging under ur real name can sometimes have dire consequences
9) comment moderation is the bestest thing after guguru n epa;

10) the impact a blog can have in the world is more than most bloggers realize.

11) some bloggers take things 2 personal e.g nobemenuna

12) one blogger go get like 7 blogs, 3 of dem get branches = 13 blogs:-)

13) a problem shared is not always solved (True orFalse

Erm....i kno i said 500 things (na beans???) but blame it on ma keyboarddddd:-) now ur turn' wat have blogville tot u???