Thursday, June 9, 2011

knock! knock!!!!

Anybody home?????







Phew! its bn a while; How r my favourite peeps?? Haba! No answer..? i say How una dey?? Shuo! still no reply...????? ok o, na una sabi; LOL abeg make una no vex, na werk.


A lot has happened since the last time i was here; GEJ have bn sworn in, we hv a new speaker (IMO....old wine in new bottle), Etteh declared innocent, my assistant has cooled-down small, Dangote fumbled, someone bashed my car (my fault tho) and ofcourse the 10billion naira scam *sigh* which way Nigeria?!?!?! neways i eagerly await EFCC's report sha, huh??? wat is dat????? is it not part of my money?????? LOL

So i hrd/read dat nominations for d the naija blog awards for 2011 has started, u can go here to nominate moi, u kno u want/have to (ok' please, abeg, biko, ejo', mbuok :)

Ehen B4 i forget dis gist, its abt our children o; d oda day i was reading a newspaper n got to the kiddies corner page; the topic was, 'why did your mommy marry your daddy'; Eyin temi the answers were hilarious, Hear them.......

*My mummy married my daddy so dat she can give birth to baby; Mum's job: cooking food. Which food: pineapple

*My mummy married my daddy married so he ll not cook. Mum's job: cook rice. Dad's job: barb his hair.

*My mummy married my daddy so she ll be shouting;

*My mummy did not tell me why she married my daddy, she did not tell me anything

*I dont kno why my mummy married my daddy. Dad's job: sweep house. Mum's job: cook rice

LOL these children can put someone in trouble o BUT we (parents) on d oda hand hv to be very careful and urm... did i mention dat these kids are under the ages of 5 *sigh* my pipo dont be fooled by their looks and size o, they observe and they dont forget; and for you shouty-shouty women, why do u like shouting ehn????:)

Ewo!! It looks like its going to rain

i ll be back, i pwomise :)

14 comments:

Lola X said...

LOL!

Lola x
http://lola-x.blogspot.com

doll said...

so you came back to canvass for votes*.

Mschewwww

How work though?

Gee said...

ehn doll help me ask d gyal o! so if not for nominations we nor 4 see ya break lite??
looL!!
the kid that sed the mom married the dad so she can be shouting is just funny!!---Make im papa read am o!
LOOOL!!

P.E.T. Projects said...

Kids say the darndest things really!

justdoyin said...

lol...children! we really ought to be careful what we do/say around them...

Just...Toluwa said...

lol...all these "shildrens" sef?

BSNC said...

hahah i am telling. Kids are so observant. One has to be careful.

Ibhade said...

ha! you be real 9ja babe! NOTHING SPOIL! :D

ha! see as children dey open parents yansh for public oo...*laughing*

Dee! said...

Who's there?

LG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lara said...

eewwwoo...see all this pikins, dem do put dem mama for trouble.

Really, I think parents forget the fact that Kids observe those little things...you come back dey beg for vote abi...welcome back.

N.I.L (Naijamum in London) said...

LOL
The kids sound so cute
Thanks for dropping by my blog.
I've popped you on my blog roll so I'll def be back

N.I.L (Naijamum in London) said...

LOL
The kids sound so cute
Thanks for dropping by my blog.
I've popped you on my blog roll so I'll def be back

Mamuje said...

This children no go put person for wahala. Kai

jhazmyn said...

LMAO @ "My mummy married my daddy so she ll be shouting"....that kid is a proper "alakoba"..

Kids do say the darndest things