Thursday, June 26, 2008


1. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying; Can anyone confirm dis??
2. 2 X 4 is really 1-1/2" by 3-1/2". Qmoney na true???
3. Any month that has a Friday the 13th also has a Wednesday the 25th; NDQ pls verify!!
4. Men can read smaller print then women can; women can hear better. 007, is dis true ??
5. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair, Smaragd pls verify
6. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321; *scratches head* Kemmie over to u
7. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants; Chari na true??
8. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. Aaaah Mo’gbe!!! Who wants an ipod??
9. Most lipstick contains fish scales. Wat about lipgloss?????
10. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different; Naijalines pls verify!!
11. Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there; Tairebabs hope u ve taking note :-)
12. Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin; Bumight na true????
13. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. LMAO
14. There are only four words in the English language which end in "-dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. Nikkysab, pls confirm!!
15. It’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open; huh??? mgbo Rayo na true????
16. Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have about ten; Standtall how far?
17. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would haveproduced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. fact or fiction??
18. If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb; Ajike u go try am??? *takes off* :-)
19. A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. Afro plzzzzzzzz confirm dis???
20. Should there be a crash; Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane as a precaution.true or false??
21. The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad! Really???
22. During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants; huh!! Tinuade na lie??
23. Dolphins sleep with one eye open! So Duchess has other siblings afterall, lolll
24. There are over 58 million dogs in the U.S; chai! bassey and okon needs US visa sharpish :-)
25. There are approximately fifty Bibles sold each minute across the world; Oluwadee, pls confirm
26. As you age, your eye color gets lighter; Mz.dee, cool or not????
27. It takes approximately 12 hours for food to entirely digest; Tobenna/Aloofar, pls verify
28. Chimps are the only animals that can recognize themselves in a mirror; I can imagine dem saying , ‘so na me be dis???? lolllllll
29. If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white; WHO HAS A GOLDFISH????
30. A Nigerian woman was caught entering the UK with 104 kg of snails in her baggage; 134 Elitz magazine can u verify dis???
31. Each year, more people are killed by teddy bears than by grizzly bears.huh!!! Minky, true or false??
32. The largest McDonald's is in Beijing, China - measuring 28,000 square feet. It has twenty nine cash registers; WOW!!!
33. The chicken is one of the few things that man eats before it's born and after it's dead. so….. true Chi-grace/Shally, wat else??
34. According to Genesis 1:20-22 the chicken came before the egg. Jaycee oya cornfirm n tell us
35. An eagle can kill a young deer and fly away with it.; Haba!! Jinta is dis possible???
36. The youngest pope was 11 years old; Prisco I need his name sharpish!!!
37. Ants stretch when they wake up in the morning; LMAO, dis I ll like to see
38. In the White House, there are 13,092 knives, forks and spoons; Fresh&Fab pls confirm dis????
39. A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue; Ejura werrin u think??
41. A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex; FFF pls verify
42. The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. Mummy TK/Lady A is dis possible??
43. 25% of women think money makes a man sexier; LoL Ms.Emotions, mgbo’na true?
44. Turkeys can reproduce without having sex. It's called parthenogenesis; so…Who wants to be a turkey????
45.Eachday,there are over 120 million sexual intercourse taking place all over the world*coughs*FantasyQ/Arphrodite/James tubman NA TRUE?????
46. In 2006, there were 398 million mobile (or cell) phones in China. wow!! Jarrai pls confirm dis!
47. Left handed people live slightly shorter lives than right handed people; Not me talk am o! Shacrown, is dis true?
48. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure; Now wat about dat pig??????? Ibiluv, wat do u think
49. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society; Guys, True or False????
50. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate; Simplegal/ Dee/Debbie/Sabira, fact or fiction???


Charizard said...


Charizard said...


Dem Mama!

I come be second again!

Charizard said... tun gbe third again?!

Mo bad gan o!!!!!!

Jinta said...

i would love to be the pig with a 30 min orgasm

Charizard said...

Ok as for ur assignment...

yelz its true!!!

Buh how come u picked me for the rat assignment?

Charizard said...

gahahahah lol @ jinta!

Tairebabs said...

Am in love with this post! So many things to ponder. Abeg who knows the makers of Bagon mosquito fleet, so they have been deceiving me eh? Reppellant indeed. lol

"Chimps are the only animals that can recognize themselves in a mirror; I can imagine dem saying , ‘so na me be dis????".....this one made me really laugh!

Lg lovely lovely lovely post!!!

Free-flowing Florida said...

i was nearly abt laughing myself 2 a tommy ache wen i asw afro's assignment, while wondering wot my own will be. hahahahahahahaha. my dear, i no sabi dat one o. but i go send out polls & feelers. promise 2 have an answer 4 u n my next post

Standtall said...

U don come with JAMB questions LG. Well, let me try and answer my own part: You don put me up with cats again abi? "Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have about ten" they have a lot of vocal sounds really but I dont know if it's up to 100. I wil lgo research (lol)

Free-flowing Florida said...

dat 120 million sexual intercourse daily is too small o. i mean, n d world? in nigeria alone, e go pass. i mean, wen u add up 2 all d round 1 - 5 some couples go 2ru each time, time all d plenty plenty pple wey dey here!

LMAO @ naked pple have no influence. naked men, maybe. but believe me, honey, naked women have got plenty - someone should ask Ms Monroe & Monica Lewinsky.

OluwaDee said...

Approximately 50 Bibles are sold each minute in the U.S. (
If we take into account all the nations of the world, we would be talking about thousands.

Jaycee said...

I still want an iPod...muhahaaa...

"Most lipstick contains fish scales. Wat about lipgloss?????" Yikes...slimy! Pls who wants my lipstick?

"Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin" From whose body?

"The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer" And u're laughing....lolll...naughty girl. (But that's funny sha).

"Chimps are the only animals that can recognize themselves in a mirror; I can imagine dem saying , ‘so na me be dis???? lolllllllll" HA HA HAAA...

"According to Genesis 1:20-22 the chicken came before the egg"...ha ha...I read that verse, its true o...the birds were flying before God told them to 'multiply.' Lolll.

I enjoyed reading these facts/fiction. Lol.

Sting said...

Wow, all these interesting facts. At number 5, i know hair is purely protein, so i don't think anyone has zn or Cu in their hair.

aloted said...

yippee..good thing i have no assignment..i hate homework!

how u dey sha!

NaijaBabe said...

lol....y does it have to be afro for dat assignment....wer is she????????/

Duchess said...

lol...yeah Dolphins sleep with one eye open cos its respiratory system is unique in such a way that it allows the mammal to spend long periods of time underwater without taking in any oxygen. And if it were to fall asleep completely during this period of time, it will suffocate and die. And more so it helps to monitor its surroundings for am jus bin vigilant too....any lil noise around the house am always the first person to alert others....

so, my siblings n i while sleeping have one part of our brain active...sleeping ccautiously n always at alert...while the rest of the world jus sleeps off like a lifeless being till their enemy gets to them.hehhe

(¯`·._.·[***Fresh&Fab***]·._.·´¯) said...

30. A Nigerian woman was caught entering the UK with 104 kg of snails in her baggage; 134 Elitz magazine can u verify dis???

for real!!!, shwuuu, na so teh snail hungry am, i dont blame her, snail is expensive here, but na force to chop snail..

im going to do my homework now, how comes i get the boring one?

30+ said...

Lipstick with fish scales - Double portion: Beauty and PROTEIN.

Send me your lipsticks Jayce and lg.

naijalines said...

"24. There are over 58 million dogs in the U.S; chaii Bassey and Okon need US visa sharpish"

LMAO!!!If Calabar people catch you ehn, u fit be the one dem go eat!!! May be you be Calabar sef. Na why u get liver say this ish. Anyway girl, u rock!

"13. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. LMAO"
'Cracked me up. We have the same dark sense of humour. Buhahahaha.

"19. A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes." I want to be the pig ooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

" 10. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different; Naijalines pls verify!!

Ok...I Naijalines with the loooong tongue hereby verify that no two tongues are the same. To go into more detail would be too much information and enough smoke to cause a fire!!! Just take my word for it... 10Q :D

Dee! said...

This ya assignment na task o! Anyways let me answer me own question.

50. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate; Simplegal/Dee/Debbie/Sabira, fact or fiction???

My answer: Fiction! Who needs enemies when I can have good friends like you! Abeg Friends STAY jo!

Mz. Dee said...

LMAO!! chari i cannot blive u were first!!
u cudnt inform me dat she updated?? GOAT!!

LG thank u for the h/w o!!! Hehe. I'm lykin it.

As u got older, ur eye colour getz lighter.. very very true!!

My dad has greensih eyes wich he selfishly passed on to my sis and not me... as he'z grown older they grew lighter. I jst went to ask him and he sed yea they did cos at sum point his eyes were lightish green and not dark!
And now they're

Killed by teddy bearz?? EH?!?! i have 11 teddy bearz o... make i burn dem??

Mz. Dee said...

p.s:: i loveee this post!!

Dee! said...

I will do an experiment on the chewing gum and onion thing then I will confirm. If that is true then slicing onions will be great! No more tears! lol

Buttercup said...

i also heard bout the chewin gum thing while cuttin onions, i tried it n tears ddnt come out of my eyes as quickly as they do sans the chewin gum...

and yea, the goldfish ish is fiction, we had goldfish n turned out the lights in the room where they were weneva we got to bed n they DID NOT turn white!

LOL @ ants stretchin! im a leftie, i rebuke premature death in my life n other lefties, amen!!!!!!

Buttercup said...

p.s. u only just posted today n see the comments..WHOA!

isha said...

Lol, I know about the tongue print thing o.
V nice facts. Interesting.

AJIKE said...

hbabababa....26 comments..ok lg come, this is not funny o!...anyways honey, i never update o! far, ild be glad to help. whatever it is ?.....shoot!!!!!

AJIKE said...

p.s..will be back to read, just saw ure comment on my blog and decide to holla!

AJIKE said...

which one be this elephant self wey u put
ehen at sabira and shalewa..babes i don't understand myself
ehm but am guessing sabira took herself off because of me, not sure o!
mythought was, we went to the same high school and she probably got
i dunno
ehen so wetin u wan ask me self?
no vex na!!!

AJIKE said...

ladyguide,ladyguide, many times did i call u?...notice i pronounced ure full blogname!!!...
buhahahaha!...u will not kill me, na mi get that assignment ko?.....
infac am words!
oya o, mo ti gbo, just sit back relax and await the atomic bomb!!!!
infact i have to read everything now!
u r such A joker!!!!


lol @ all that stuff especially the farting to create atomic bombs. hhahahahaa

Jarrai said... am on the right won't belive what i'd done...LMAO...nways

I love this post....this is the funniest thing i have read....mehn i want to be a pigggggggggggggggg big time

My favs:

Ants stretch when they wake up in the morning.....LMAO

Chimps are the only animals that can recognize themselves in a mirror; I can imagine dem saying , ‘so na me be dis???? lol have me rolling on the lol lol lol

Ok, on my assignment...of course chinese people make loads of calls...infact China's mobile phone market, already the world's biggest, has passed 400 million users!!!!

There, homework i can an A+....HEHEHEHEHEH

Well done u xxxxxx

I can't stop

134ElitZ Magazine said...

ahn i like this one o..fact or fiction..i dont care..i still need ur Ipod and ur lipstick

buh kai..that 120million love makers has to be fact o..too many horny bastards in this world..chei!

A Nigerian woman was caught entering the UK with 104 kg of snails in her baggage;

FACT!! She was my great grand

Nice post as usual!! cheeers

134ElitZ Magazine said...

ehn..LG,what job do u have for me..hope it wasnt this one..i need a paid JOB!!! lol

chi-grace said...

I don ready ooo!!!

chi-grace said...

The Turkey, Mother of all Masturbators!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Pig, The "Kpom"

The American Dogs, the colonial masters

The Chimp, the VAIN Diva

The Goldfish, the Ghost

...We are busy queuing in Chinese restaurants while the Chinese r busy queuing for McD's...Nawao

The youngest pope was 12 years old. His name was Benoit IX, elected in 1032

The Ant just wakes up too damn early!!

The Chinese Baby-daddy might have a little “one” but he definitely doesn’t shoot blank bullets

120 million sexual intercourse taking place all over the world.?!!! I have missed out on over 2000 days!!!! i.e. 120x2000 intercourses = 240,000,000,000 intercourses …..and none involved me 

So therefore, male Dolphins cheat as much as the Nigerian man!!! No wonder their fa├žade is friendliness….NOT!!!! Flirting is more like it!!!

AlooFar said...

Which kain Jamb question be this sef?

I don't know the answer. Google sef no help me. I only know that it takes AlooFar one hour to be hungry after eating ;)

LMAO @ Tairebabs...

fantasy queen said...

lol' haba how i go ans that one na? haba, haba....haba. eh?

afrobabe must be the only one able to answer her question.

about that tongue print, maybe we should be make future husbands take tongue prints whenever they come home, find out who they've been kissing. LMAO!

Aijay said...

LMAO!!! Men, I'd love to see ants stretch in the morning. That would be a sight to behold. lol.

Pigs have an orgasm for 30 minutes. Tew Mad!! lol..

Funny post!

Original Mgbeke said...

LMAO. See facts sha...I did check the Friday 13th and Wed 25th so that is Confirmed!
And why you dey ask Chari to confirm the rat stuvvs na? Hehehehehe

Anonymous said...

LMAO..nawa for these facts o!!

The teddy bears wake up in the night and strangle you to death for neglecting them!

okay in reality its probably true because young children choke on things that can fall off a teddy like a button! As for the grizzly bears they are far away in the woods.

rayo said...

LG, faithful lg, my comment is buried under so many, oooooohhhhhhhh... anyway this is a wunnerful post, saved the page, anyway i did my assignment and i induced a sneeze, i'm good at doing that, have an ultra sensitive nose, anyway, i sneezed... and i blinked, yeah blinked but i tried hard not to close my eyes so i dont know how well i suceeded but i think u can sneeze and blink without totally closing ur eyes.

NigerianDramaQueen said...

Chei LG see the way you just called me wan disgrace me abi? Dont you know my friday should be for relaxing my brain and not doing research? LOL. Anyways, because I heart you, I went and did my homework and confirmed that yes:
Any month that has a Friday the 13th also has a Wednesday the 25th.

Interesting trivia! Enjoyed reading em

LG said...

DON CHARI: For coming 1st, 2nd n 3rd, d sponsors of dis assignment have decided to u give u.... wait for it……, yes a carton of ASALA, hope say u sabi chop am??
oya say THANK YOU to our sponsors, and ehen, nor share wit anybody o not even buttercup, u hear??, lolllll
BTW, I nor kno say na d Rat assignment u get o, na tumbu tumbu style , I take share am o, abeg no vex , lolllll

JINTA: ye ye man, na dat question i ask u, abegi, go back n answer ur question jor, lollll

TAIREBABS: ThankGod , we now kno better shebi, lollll

FFF & STANDTALL: I dey wait una o

FFF: Ehen, u don come back,
I trust u, u really do research, sooooooo wetin I go give u now, abi u want Asala too???

OLUWADEE: Thanks swerry, at least there wldnt be much excuses on dat DAY shey??

JAYCEE: So u want ipod eh, oya come take, hehehehehehehehe

STING: Babes r sure, cos na our sponsors set d question o, nor be me, newyaz for attempting , come take suya, lolllll

ALOTED: So u dey celebrate eeh, watch out 4 part2, lollllll.
I full ground o, n thanks

NAIJABABE: hehehehehehe, but don’t u tink d question is too easy for her??? *giggles*

LG said...

DUCHESS: dat means d leta ‘D’ in Duchess stands for dolphin, lollll
No wahala, continue to sleep wit one eye open. come to tink of it ,
My neighbour dey look for mei-guard, how e go be??? Lollll

FRESH&FAB: Haba!!! How can u call ur assignment boring, at least u ll get to enter d white-house before Obama.

30+: I ve already sent mine, I don’t kno abt jaycee sha!! Hehehehehe

NAIJALINES: ‘too much fire ke’? abegi confirm dis thing ‘jor, u neva kno it might be to our advantage o, lollll

DEE: hehehehehehehe Thanks sweerry, norri do u . how bodi???

MZ.DEE: yessso i trust my babe, oya ‘chop knuckles’, u get am.

BUTTERCUP: eeh’ so tears didn’t come out, I ll try it lata.
Babes, u sure say na original goldfish una get??? LolllllTry am again n lets us kno.
So u be leftie , I reject, I bind I scata……..

ISHA: ehen!!!, so its true. thanks . hope u r gud???

AJIKE-MI: aka d atomic-iyo-bomber, thanks i knew I could count on u, lollll
Njoy ur w’end jare

Standtall said...

Okay, I am back. It is true....... CATS rock!!! BTW I just got mi 4 lovely kittens from Garfield. The loveliest and must keep is one white kitten. I am tempted to name her "Gandorf the white" or u never watch LORD of the Rings?

simplegal said...

This is tooo funny...lg you don come again oh! Where would I be without you to entertain me and check on me regularly?

Oya make I do my own share of the work....

50. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate; Simplegal/Dee/Debbie/Sabira, fact or fiction???

If you'd asked me this a while back I would've said fact...Probably because I've dealt with some really fickle people. Now I can say FICTION with the utmost conviction...with the wonderful people I've been blessed to have recently in my life, ad luvly sistas like you, who cares about the enemies? Make them go knack their heads for wall.

Thanks for always stopping by...*GINORMOUS hug*

Afrobabe said...

Lmao...oh My God,Oh my God....

LG u no go kill me did I miss this ?? lmao..will have to research that pig gist and get back to you...for major is MEN!!!...Big, Black men to be precise...

Afrobabe said...

Rotflmao...A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex...FFF, we are waiting....I am still researching my own oh...FQ not fair..I want your

True...I think dogs derive pleasure from sex oh...I sure derive pleasure watching them go!!!!

Afrobabe said...

While in my quest to answer your questions...I ran into more facts...

The animal with the biggest penis, relative to its body size, is the barnacle. Its penis can grow to 10 times the length of its body.(Don't ask me what animal it is)

Cleopatra owned one of the world's first vibrators. It was a small container filled with buzzing bees.(I knew there had to be a reason FQ liked her!!)

As for my original quest...I found more questions than answers...

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ibiluv said...


1) will try it and get back to you
2) i have no idea
3) well june does!!!!!!!!
4) i agree we(females) hear stuff
5) can we google or smaragd pls respondez.....
6) my calculator says
7) the stupid rodents!!!!!!!!!
8) not i!!!keep ur ipod lady!!!!lol
9) fish gut?????
10) na so them show us for CSI...........
11) so true....daft insects.........
12) we are from dust aiint we all????
13) tobacco lovers over to you!!!!!
14) just four??how about fabulous??oops no *d* right??
15) true
16) i guess its true!!!!!!!!!!
17) i'm staying away from answering this one
18) oh my goodness!!!!!!!!!!!
19) why aiint i a female pig?????
20) some people here do same in their families....
21) i guess it is!!!!!!!
22) all that food?????
23) really???
24) i just saw Okon off to the airport....
25) with all these sins of ours???
26) no wonder mama looks berra than moi sometymes
27) no wonder nibblers gain so much weight
28) and *na so i fyne reach*!!!!!!!!!
29) na chameleon????
30) she wan do parry/sell some............
31) teddy bears????how???
32) them plenty for that place so they must be fed!!!!!!!!
33) yea...........
34) na chicken Baba Loke send down first o..........
35) i fear o....eagle chop deer......
36) the guy is still sinless so why not????
37) with all the carrying they do...they must have sore joints....
38) all that cutlery!!!!!!!!!
39) 21 inch...oh my goodness!!!!!!
40) no 40????
41) so thats whats up with guys who have long beards......
42) i think it is....
43) well men with money dress berra!!!!!!!!!!
44) not i..........
45) lets get it on...........*wink*.....
46) that i can understand
47) pls no.........
48) me thinks dolphins are extremely lucky to have what we have but i'd love to have a pig's orgasms....*wink*..........
49) they are assumed to be mad..........
50) i dont agree...i have no enemies!!!!!!!!

kia LG you wicked ooo...if my boss had caught me responding to this???

QMoney said...

This is one if d best posts i have seen!!!of which how did u imagine say na me go know math???hahaha
anyway,i don carry biro and paper but i dint really understand d question.wat does " mean??as in 1-1/2"
e be like say u go write out the numbers in words!!lol
am waiitng.....dis gotta be fun!

ejura said...

Teacher, this your assignment na wah oh!
It has only succeeded in making me laff and making my imagination run wild.
Well done ehn.

As for giraffe and its ear, well, at least, it's better than using it to pick its nose.

Sha said...

hahaha lol i cn relate with some of those things.

ibiluv said...

back to what i think about pleasurable sex???

i think for most animals there is some sort of pleasure in copulation......else i see no reason why rabits go at it like its going out of fashion.......

why cows need their clitoris stimulated....

why cocks chase chickens...

why dogs seem pleased when they go at it...i can go on and on.....and the fact that animals like to guard their territories....

if pleasure no dey why not let just anyone shag ur mate?????....maybe cos their sensory organs arent as defined as ours...but me thinks for us all yea-we(humans) are animals aiint we....pleasure dey involved.........*wink*............

LG said...

MUMMY TK: hehehehe, but I trust ajike na, she ll deliver, hehehehe

JARRAI: Babes do tell,’werrin u do’
yesso *applause* u got it rite, now where did I keep ur present, where is dat Chimp, ????

134ELITZ: buahahahahahahaha , so u kno her buahahahahahaha
norrin do u
BTW, I ll get back to u abt d oda job, lolllll

CHIGRACE: yessssssso nwanem nwanyi all correct, so one carton of Asala coming to u , via ekene dili chukwu, don’t miss it

ALOOFA: hehehehehehehe

FANTASYQUEEN: Babes na wa 4 u o, simple question like dat,but e bi like say FFF don do d maths , oya go thank am, N yes only Afro ll do her assisgnment,all oda answers invalid, lollllll

AIJAY: hehehehehehe, not only u my sis, not only u

ORIGINAL MGBEKE: muuuah for confirming it, abeg, helep me beg don-chari o, nor be my fault, na tumbu-tumbu cause a, lollllll

MINKY: Hehehehehe na u talk am o. how bodi???

RAYO: Swerry, thanks for checking it out,lollllllll. How far wit ur competition?????
Best of luck.

LG said...

NDQ: hehehehehe babes, at least u had fun checking it out abi????

STANDTALL: awwww (not again), Ooops , Congratulations o dearie, lolllll hope mother n children r doing well??? when is d naming?????? Lollll

SIMPLEGAL: Thanx luv, *blushing* hope u r gud too

AFROBABE: Finallllllly, she appears n answers questions wrongly or *wetin cosign me with erm…….erm…….big penis?????* Oya Jinta, hold her waist , make I flog her, lollllll oya go n do ur research ,i still dey wait 4 d correct answer jor

TAIREBABS: babes, i m working on it, n ‘no thanks’ lollllll

IBILUV: Yaaay, 3 heavy Gbosa 4 iby, oya na lets go, GBOSA! GBOSA!! GBOSA!!!
U try nor be small, u too deserve 1 carton of asala but I need ur addy to send it ova tho’, lolll norrin do u.

QMONEY: haba!!! Babes, I don dey use u pose say u go confirm am, na wa o, abi u wan fall my hand???? D question was n still remains: 2 X 4 is really 1-1/2" by 3-1/2" GBAM, I still dey wait.

EJURA: Hehehehehehehe babes dat one 4 be disaster o, how bodi?

SHA: lolllll, really????

Smaragd said...

i'm so late! sorry jare.

*scratches head at assignment* Zinc and Copper eh? i'll have to google that one i wont mind the copper coming out as highlights in my own hair sha!

Ibi, u are too mush!lol

LG, Asala ke? na wa for

good job LG!

bumight said...

how come I didnt see this?

as per my assignment the answer is

Aphrodite said...

LG, are these facts?!!

I believe that one of 120milion peeps having sex all over the world. In fact e suppose pass sef...

How u dey dear?

Buttercup said...

lol amen o!!!! haha na original mehn..but uh, they r dead now..dont ask!

Afrobabe said...

My answer is very correct oh...

na the bid penis concern me

Anonymous said...

I can only confirm chewing the gum while peeling an onion....and it is true

princesa said...

You had to ask me the question on the pope abi? As per popess wey i be,lol!
What's ur email, i want to holla!

Debbie said...

Hmm how do you do it, I have only managed to go through a few.

Well done.

Nogo said...

Looooool where'd you get all this from?

James Tubman said...

its probably more than that if you count manual stimulation

Onome said... a bit clueless..lemme know wen all d bloggers have gotten back to u aiight??(lol).i like d intercourse thingy though;-)

Lady A said...

1,4,6,7 are true.
#9. I heard it was blubber....15, no, 18, science teacher did something like that...and 19. DANG!!!! Must be nice.

Sasuke said...

I hail u plenty for this post. if i get answer for any of your many questions im no go pass one. i gast go school

LG said...

SMARAGD:lol thanks dear, na asala , d sponsors give me to share o, lolll

BUMIGHT:ehen??*sctratches head* sting said d same thing too, thanks newayz

APHRODITE: Haba u dey ask me???lolll
na u supposed to give me ansa na.

BUTTERCUP:na im be dem be fake, lolll

AFROBABE:lollllll yeye gurl

KIN'SHAR: yaay it actually works!!!Thanks dear

PRISCO: aka popesss lolllll abeg, answer d question jare.

DEBBIE: thanks babes

NOGO: mum's d word babes, lolllll
hope u r gud???

JAMES TUBMAN: I trust u jare, oya chop knuckles, lolllll

ONOME: haba!!! o gurl, so na only dat one u c ??? lollllll
no shaking.

LADY A:lolllllll so ur science teacher give una atomic iso, na wa o, lolllll

SASUKE:bros eh, u for try answer dat afro own na, i sure say u sabi dat one, lollll
abeg update o, norrin do u !!!

ablackjamesbond said...

lol...can't shout

Nogo said...

Yup I'm good :D How are you? I'm still on my countdown to Ghana - apart from that it's same old same old