Monday, September 7, 2009

and seyi tested positive'




Yes its the same seyi' from my hairdresser (1) and (2) but i dey vex for una, shebi una say make i no counsel her, sum bloggers even labelled me aproko, sake of say i wan yarn dis babe say kurukere doesnt pay, now see!
yesterday afternoon i decided to make my hair @seyi's, hoping i wld be able to finish it b4 the nigeria/tunisia qualifier's match but wen i got to there... no seyi (so dis girl neva change) i met 2 of her girls (apprentice) who told me she had gone out but wldnt be long (storyyy) i decided to wait for her, knowing she was the only one dat can fix d style i wanted, after some mins the girls continued their gbeboru-ing (sorry isha) until i heard 'sade, dis madam know say anty-seyi don test positive???'
OGINI???

'i no sure o, u kno say e don tey wey she come here'
eYIN TEMi i forget weda oSAze go play 1st half o, seyi test positive ke? since wen?? d last time i saw her, she was hersef na? i asked d girls wat they meant but they kept quiet, na so i pack my kaya waka comot.
















comot for where?? if na u nko?????
seyi have been fixing my hair for a longgg time o,
yea! dat day i was scratchin my head' was it d needle or dandruff? or ....
na so i begin think left and down, my head was £"^%*^%$£,
if na u nko???? if only dis girl had listened, if only not positive???
if onlyyyy,  'ehen madam, see her' she don return', sade's voice jolted me
i turned and my jaw fell in my lap




ps: her EDD is early next yr
pss: should amodu be replaced????
psss:
d pix is courtesy 'seyi beauty salon', i can't shout!
psssss: i feel its goin to be a lov'ly week!!
dont cha?

67 comments:

NaijaBabe said...

Oh my God are you for real??
WOW!!
PS: Whats EDD?

akaBagucci said...

Ah.. default comment is LOL.. But then no be LOL-ling matter be this o...

Onome said...

OMG!!!! woman u frightened me...I thought she tested hiv positive...thank God sey na belle....phew!!!all is well ma..no worry

Dee! said...

LG you don come again o!

For a moment, I actually thought the "positive" na the other type. Thank God for her!

@ NaijaBabe, EDD is "expected delivery date" That is when Seyi's baby is due

Rene said...

OMG!

rayo said...

LG, sumtn dey do u abi na u dey do sumtn i no even kno. damn, i had to search my brain well well to remember that edd is expected delivery d8. me i don think say na aids oh.lwkmd! u so crazy!

isha said...

LMAO. Phew! I've never been this excited about an illegitimate pregnancy. (Abi is she married). I was so scared. As in my heart was pounding against the computer screen.

I forgive you for calling me out. Lol. How body now? It's gonna be a great week yh? Muah!

Fluffycutething said...

Cannot stop laughing here oh... You're such a silly gal...

she tested positive indeed LWKMD

C'est La Vie said...

see me calculating options for u already, kai!!! u're mean :O

Enkay said...

I just trust you LG! lol! Nowadays, if anybody hear positive, na HIV be dat!
Thank God say na bele Seyi get! lol!!

Omotee! said...

LG, true true, u no serious! see as u wan kill me, i thot she tested positive - HIV kinda positive! i dey happy for seyi o, at least kurukere runs go reduce now (at least until after EDD).

mizchif said...

LG u dey crase small sha. See as u put everybody for high jump.

Good to have you back joo. Oya make sure you stick around.

downtheaisle said...

madam, whats all dis!!!! u got me with the positive thingy o!

Tairebabs said...

Ha! Me I thought it was a 7+1 case o. Thank God it is the other kind of positive. Fear don catch me especially when i remember your previous posts about her.

Nice Anon said...

High jump no be small thing!

blackrubies said...

ha ha mehn! i was scared 4 the poor girl.....i hope she knows d father oh

leggy said...

na wa oh..you scared the heck out of me!!!lol

wellsbaba said...

y u come dey wind us now lol omo u dey try ooo u still dey blog? all my paddys don retire anywais i don upload helep me spread d goodnews

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Ms.O said...

HAHAHAHAH!!!!..omg!!! and here I was freaking out! aww congrats to Seyi!!!.. ElGeee..I have missed you oo!

iphyigbogurl said...

oh.... wow...see me thinking its HIV....lol
kai!! this babe!
congrats to Seyi oh!!!!

Mojisola said...

Lol,

you led us all on, thank God its a baby and nothing else.

why you no come siddown do the hair na? She does need the money more than ever.

BSNC said...

lol so its a baby, you and this your suspense. Na so you show us rat meat that day...

Original Mgbeke said...

LG, I know say this tori no suppose funny but e still dey funny. LOL...Positive to what biko? I hope say no be HIV. Make I go read the other links wey you post. LOL

Rose said...

LOL..@ Pssss 'I can't shout' That's what we see o! lol

Jaycee said...

LOLLLLLL...I still didn't get what EDD was until I read the comments...thank God she wasn't HIV Positive...whew! (wipes sweat from forehead)...

princesa said...

YOu just deserve a BIG slap!
Craze gal,lol!!!

QMoney said...

this babe,if i catch you......i dey fear say na after she do ur hair u hear say she don +ve.
that shade na silly gal,wetin concern belle concern +ve now??
u sef,u worry......lol

Shubby Doo said...

kai...u still dey visit dis seyi...siddon dia dey wait for am?...POSITIVE ke?!!! LG stay blessed and no return for dia o! see how you jump commot...i no wan laff...but laff for dis one don kill die me oh! hahahahaha

SHE said...

Wetin?!
I fear o! I wan begin dey avoid your blog be dat o. Who knows how these things are transferred...

LMAO.

Good to "see" you again.

Myne Whitman said...

Ahh you got me good there. Positive for belle abi? LOL. Nice blog, I will check back..

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

hahaha! Ladyguide!!!!!

Ba wo ni? Se wa pa?

Writefreak said...
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Writefreak said...

You need to be spanked! There i was pitying her...lol...thank God no be hiv!
Is Seyi even a real person?

Tigeress said...

but these co-workers might just be back-belle'ing.

Afronuts said...

Those local salon girls...how u go call being pregnant testing positive?

Psshhewww

Naija Idol said...

mehnnnn.. LADYGEE!!! i don help u faint before oo.. as i come c EDD (ermm.... i try google am first).. na im my body cool oo... wetin dey worry those salon girls??? plus wetin seyi come mean by her poster na??? she want make her ucstomers dey fear?? if i c dat kind thing for person saloon.. i go turn back from d door form like say i forget something.. anyways.. i don yarn my own..

Buttercup said...

Kai, LG, you dey crase o!

Parakeet said...

Wait lemme get this right...your hairdresser or former hairdresser is HIV positive? I think you shud get tested mate.

how u dey sis. Still your ever funny self.

temmy tayo said...

You no go kill person, i tink say she don gum AIDS. Well,lets congratulate her,may she have a safe delivery.

Afrobabe said...

Ha, really hope the girls are just talking rubbish oh...not a laughing matter at all...poor girl!!!

Emeka Amakeze said...

As you just make everybody dey think one kain positive, e be like say you go soon dey positive make we begin calculate your edd.

Lyrics said...

If you want gist in naija,just go and make your hair. I wonder! Everything positive in naija is now hiv

Trésor said...

i did the brave deed.

LusciousRon said...

LG you no seriuosu at all! See as I dye think of options for her! Ashe na belle! We need to sanction sef for giving us false heart attack!

wellsbaba said...

I dont even know wat2say... whether LOL or OMG or YEPA or ABEGI lol

TayneMent said...

lol, well written.

wellsbaba said...

come to think of it, I do remember this seyi girl .... that girl that can fit 4nic8! and works at a salon you make your hair??? loooooool jheeez

tommeh said...

E good say na Belle o. lol

simplegal said...

Eish LG between you and the salon girls, I don't know who is worse! I thought it was a matter of AIDS *Shaking head*

Olamild said...

ahhhhhhhhhhh my bp don rise small.

Rita said...

LG, how far? Please come and update...meanwhile I think the comment I left before is not here...

Manda said...

lmao! seyi test positive ke? i am definitely buying a bag of needles tomoro! which kain talk be dat one.lol... abeg update jo!

Enkay said...

Where you dey madam?! Come back o!!

TinTin said...

as in if i missed anyone its YOU..LMAOOOOOOOO

Dee! said...

O gal how far now?? Where your dey? I hope all is well!

m1ke said...

na wa. he be like say u busy. see werin u come post as u come back. lol

ibiluv said...

positive for what????????

~Sirius~ said...

MERRY CHRISTMAS o!!!!

Ms.O said...

This babe!! were are you!!!! come and u[date now!! plsssssssssssss!!1:)

Myne Whitman said...

Happy new year to you too!

doll said...

happy new yr

Rita said...

Happy New Year...Allow us to comment on the happy new year post now...Remain blessed.

AlooFar said...

Happy New Year o!

isha said...

LG, where you bin dey now? Is this your way of ditching your blog?

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isha said...

I hear it's your birthday today! Happy birthday luvlie! God bless you.