Yessoo, norrin dey happen? all my african queens, how una dey??? see wetin Tuface dey cause :-) I got this among my mails, it's meant to be a joke, some of dem are hilarious but others too deep, wat do you think...
* Mommy, Mommy!Why is everybody running? Shut up and reload.
*Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to be a daddy, Shut up and get in bed.
*Mommy, Mommy! I don't like your milk! Shut up and keep on sucking.
*Mommy, Mommy! wat's for dinner? Shut up and get back in the oven!
*Mommy, Mommy! I don't want 2 visit grandma! Shut up n keep digging.
* Mommy, Mommy! daddy fell in the campfire! Shut up and get d barbecue sauce! *Mommy, Mommy! wat's a transvestite? Shut up and unhook Daddy's bra.
*Mommy, Mommy! my head hurts! Shut up and get away 4rm d dart board!
*Mommy, Mommy! I'm sick of learning how to swim! Shut up or I'll flush it again!
*Mommy, Mommy! daddy's running down the street! Shut up n step on d gas!
*Mommy, Mommy! I hate daddy's guts. Well, just leave them on the side of the plate.
*Come upstairs, son, like a good boy." "No, Mommy, you'll only throw me down again."
* Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to see
* Mommy, Mommy! why do I have to hop everywhere? Shut up or I'll chop off the oda leg!
* Mommy, Mommy! I don't want hamburgers 4 supper! Shut up or I'll grind ur oda hand. *Mommy, Mommy! I keep running in circles. Shut up or I'll nail ur other foot to the floor
* Mommy, Mommy! why are we pushing the car off the cliff? Shut up son, you'll wake your father.
*Mommy, Mommy! can I play with grandma? Not today, we already dug her three times this week.
* Mommy, Mommy! my teacher says my head is too big. Shut up n get ur hat from d garage, so your father can bring the car in.
* Mommy, Mommy! the milk man is here; have you got the money or should I go out and play again for an hour?
* Mommy, Mommy! what happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat? Shut up and eat your meat loaf.
* Mommy, Mommy! when are we going to have Aunt edna for dinner? Shut up, we haven't even finished ur granmother yet.
* Mommy, Mommy! R you sure this is the way to make ginger bread men? Shut up and get back in d oven.
weird aint they???? *shakes head* but these oyibo peeps sef :-)
Happy weekend
xoxo
31 comments:
some are so deep i barely comprehend,
have a blessed weekend too
wow...u going to the dark side???
I especially love this one...
The milk man is here; have you got the money or should I go out and play again for an hour?
eerie!!
LMAO! Very Funny...
;)
nice weekend
dont understand some of them
I actually lost my appetite reading some of them...
Ewwwwwwwwww
lololololololooooooooololol.
ha ha i culdnt stop laffing.
so deep s/one has to explain them
have a good weekend, dear
LMAO...some mothers do have em'.
you're quoting 2face? havent you heard? we shouldnt be quoting him anymore,cos rumour has it that once you do,you're obliged to drop a baby for him, and hopefully you wouldnt be a 'mummy, mummy..........shut up and....' sort.lol
LMAOOOOO
maybe u need to do a follow-up post to explain d very deep ones!
lol.
u have been tagged
he he i like this one
Mommy, Mommy! I hate daddy's guts. Well, just leave them on the side of the plate.
Creepy. I was scared reading this, like they were all about to happen...
hilarious!
how come mummy hates grandma so much? "..dug her up three times.."lol
nice one
LMAO@ fantasyqueen.some funny, others not as funny. Enjoyed Mummy Daddy's on the drive way...
Women are not that mean...only them have daddy, grandma and aunt Edna for supper, haba...lol. Some of them freaked me out.
Aunty LG, how now?
omo mayn...ki lon hapn?
Baby, wetin inspire this post?
hilarious though!
I laff @ some n den i stare blank at d screen. How r u gal? Wat av u been up to?
psychopathic and sociopathic jokes.....(is this english?)
Babes, the jokes border on the psychotic.
From where you go carry them come?
How far?
Babes, the jokes border on the psychotic.
From where you go carry them come?
How far?
yeah guys,i wasnt so sure it was a joke when i saw it in my mail, anywayz it goes to show there are lots of psychotic mommies, around, not sure they exist in 9ja tho'
*tanx for ur opinions
ehen @Fantasy queen- na u sabi o but tuface na fine boy sha!, lol!!!
The milk man is here; have you got the money or should I go out and play again for an hour?
My favorite...wink*
hahahahaha the funniest ones to me were Mommy, Mommy! What's a transvestite? Shut up and unhook Daddy's bra. ..lol
* Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner? Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet.
* Mommy, Mommy! Daddy fell in the campfire! Shut up and get the barbecue sauce! Mommy..interesting
lol unhook daddy's bra...lol barbeque sauce,keep digging!!!!loll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is crazy (lmao). Never believed I missedc reading it b4
wow, how do peeps come up wit such??? LMAO...
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