Friday, May 9, 2008

TGIF: mommy' mommy jokes

Yessoo, norrin dey happen? all my african queens, how una dey??? see wetin Tuface dey cause :-) I got this among my mails, it's meant to be a joke, some of dem are hilarious but others too deep, wat do you think...

* Mommy, Mommy!Why is everybody running? Shut up and reload.
*Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to be a daddy, Shut up and get in bed.
*Mommy, Mommy! I don't like your milk! Shut up and keep on sucking.
*Mommy, Mommy! wat's for dinner? Shut up and get back in the oven!
*Mommy, Mommy! I don't want 2 visit grandma! Shut up n keep digging.
* Mommy, Mommy! daddy fell in the campfire! Shut up and get d barbecue sauce! *Mommy, Mommy! wat's a transvestite? Shut up and unhook Daddy's bra.
*Mommy, Mommy! my head hurts! Shut up and get away 4rm d dart board!
*Mommy, Mommy! I'm sick of learning how to swim! Shut up or I'll flush it again!
*Mommy, Mommy! daddy's running down the street! Shut up n step on d gas!
*Mommy, Mommy! I hate daddy's guts. Well, just leave them on the side of the plate.
*Come upstairs, son, like a good boy." "No, Mommy, you'll only throw me down again."
* Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to see Niagara Falls! Shut up n get back in the barrel!
* Mommy, Mommy! why do I have to hop everywhere? Shut up or I'll chop off the oda leg!

* Mommy, Mommy! I don't want hamburgers 4 supper! Shut up or I'll grind ur oda hand. *Mommy, Mommy! I keep running in circles. Shut up or I'll nail ur other foot to the floor
* Mommy, Mommy! why are we pushing the car off the cliff? Shut up son, you'll wake your father.
*Mommy, Mommy! can I play with grandma? Not today, we already dug her three times this week.

* Mommy, Mommy! my teacher says my head is too big. Shut up n get ur hat from d garage, so your father can bring the car in.
* Mommy, Mommy! the milk man is here; have you got the money or should I go out and play again for an hour?
* Mommy, Mommy! what happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat? Shut up and eat your meat loaf.

* Mommy, Mommy! when are we going to have Aunt edna for dinner? Shut up, we haven't even finished ur granmother yet.
* Mommy, Mommy! R you sure this is the way to make ginger bread men? Shut up and get back in d oven.

weird aint they???? *shakes head* but these oyibo peeps sef :-)

Happy weekend
xoxo

31 comments:

Ms. emmotions said...

some are so deep i barely comprehend,
have a blessed weekend too

Afrobabe said...

wow...u going to the dark side???

I especially love this one...

The milk man is here; have you got the money or should I go out and play again for an hour?

chi-grace said...

eerie!!

AlooFar said...

LMAO! Very Funny...

;)

darkelcee said...

nice weekend

dont understand some of them

Allied said...

I actually lost my appetite reading some of them...

Ewwwwwwwwww

Lighty said...

lololololololooooooooololol.

ha ha i culdnt stop laffing.

In My Own Words said...

so deep s/one has to explain them

have a good weekend, dear

fantasy queen said...

LMAO...some mothers do have em'.

you're quoting 2face? havent you heard? we shouldnt be quoting him anymore,cos rumour has it that once you do,you're obliged to drop a baby for him, and hopefully you wouldnt be a 'mummy, mummy..........shut up and....' sort.lol

Sha said...

LMAOOOOO

musco said...

maybe u need to do a follow-up post to explain d very deep ones!

anonymous gal said...

lol.
u have been tagged

(¯`·._.·[***Fresh&Fab***]·._.·´¯) said...

he he i like this one

Mommy, Mommy! I hate daddy's guts. Well, just leave them on the side of the plate.

Naija Chickito said...

Creepy. I was scared reading this, like they were all about to happen...

Smaragd said...

hilarious!

how come mummy hates grandma so much? "..dug her up three times.."lol

nice one

Sprezatura said...

LMAO@ fantasyqueen.some funny, others not as funny. Enjoyed Mummy Daddy's on the drive way...

Ollay said...

Women are not that mean...only them have daddy, grandma and aunt Edna for supper, haba...lol. Some of them freaked me out.

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

Aunty LG, how now?

Charizard said...

omo mayn...ki lon hapn?

Baby, wetin inspire this post?

Charizard said...

hilarious though!

NikkiSab said...

I laff @ some n den i stare blank at d screen. How r u gal? Wat av u been up to?

AN IBO DUDE'S CORNER said...

psychopathic and sociopathic jokes.....(is this english?)

Aphrodite said...

Babes, the jokes border on the psychotic.
From where you go carry them come?

How far?

Aphrodite said...

Babes, the jokes border on the psychotic.
From where you go carry them come?

How far?

LG said...

yeah guys,i wasnt so sure it was a joke when i saw it in my mail, anywayz it goes to show there are lots of psychotic mommies, around, not sure they exist in 9ja tho'
*tanx for ur opinions

LG said...

ehen @Fantasy queen- na u sabi o but tuface na fine boy sha!, lol!!!

plastiQ said...

The milk man is here; have you got the money or should I go out and play again for an hour?


My favorite...wink*

Fausset said...

hahahahaha the funniest ones to me were Mommy, Mommy! What's a transvestite? Shut up and unhook Daddy's bra. ..lol

* Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner? Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet.
* Mommy, Mommy! Daddy fell in the campfire! Shut up and get the barbecue sauce! Mommy..interesting

Pink-satin said...

lol unhook daddy's bra...lol barbeque sauce,keep digging!!!!loll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Standtall said...

This is crazy (lmao). Never believed I missedc reading it b4

Buttercup said...

wow, how do peeps come up wit such??? LMAO...