Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Things that piss me off

1. When i go to the bank, and the teller is sooo slow
2. When i see scantily dressed ladies esp in music videos
3. When i see ladies chewing gum with their mouth open
4. When people talk loud on their cell phones esp in buses
5. When ladies lie about trivial things, like where they made their hair, nails etc
6. When fat people dress in short tight clothes, with their cellulites saying hellooo.
7. When a man keeps adjusting his "kini" in public, i still dont understand the need
8. When someone is playing drums on every available surface with their pencil/pen.
9. When someone in front of me walks slowly and meander from side to side making it difficult for me to walk pass them
10. When people expect sooooooo much from u and give so little
11. When i see Naija actors/actresses/artistes forming yankee e.g
12. When someone calls my phone and says, "who's this?", so annoying!!
13. When i see ladies act stupid just to get men to notice them
14. When i hear loud/uncanny ringtones
15. When people Cough and hack and chew it, yuuuck!!

OK, thats it for now lol!!!! lets hear some of urs

55 comments:

NigerianDramaQueen said...

I definately have to agree with the fat people wearing tight clothes. I remember the era before Nigerian musicians started making their own songs, and use to 'remix' every song. There was a remix of Ja Rules 'Between me and you', and it goes something like:

'Everything little thing lepar do,
Orubo sef go one do, I don tire for this lagos..I dey go back to my village oh yeah...'

Lol! That was random. Im good oh! I have an exam in three hours..yikes. Thanks for checking up on me chica!

AJIKE said...

oh no....i wanted to be first..arrgh
i agree with u on all..lol at the cough and chew...eeew!

i hate it when u see an old school mate and they start forming, err sorry, can't remember or they start to form1...psheew

i hate it when girls beef and lie about almost everything...e.t.c

ild think about more and come back

How are u honey?

ibiluv said...

dont like them all except for number two-na music video...even if they appear naked...its all good-but if the bod isnt hot/sexy i will vex..........

Free-flowing Florida said...

damn, i feel u. am so totally feeling u, & so wanting to puke @ d tot of d last number. jeez!

now, wot do i hate. i hate flashers!!! esp wen i know they can afford 2 call. i hate men who think they r too much. i hate rudeness of all kind. hmmmm ... daz it 4 now. i wonder y i can't remember all d other things i hate. maybe cos dem plenty

(¯`·._.·[***Fresh&Fab***]·._.·´¯) said...

i just noticed how new your blog is,lol

anyway, i hate when the naija actors dem form, it irrates me, if no sabi, no be by force

people like jim iyke, genevive,rita,ehen

but all the other ones, speak oyibo or die, really trips me, and they just sound stupid, it really puts me off the films

i have to confess im guilty of like 5 of theses lol

fantasy queen said...

right behind you on all that. and why do chics lie about salons and all...thats pissing. fat people in em skimpy wears, slow walking/driving people......

when security guards expect a tip like its their right.

when arrogant boys step up to me and try to get a date by name droping and talking countries.

when people dont just get that you're not in the mood and keep yapping.

when taxi drivers keep yapping.

when...okay cant think of the dozens i have stored.

Lady A said...

LOL, now that's funny.

In My Own Words said...

lol @ "cellulites saying hellooo"

u have a way with words.

hope u r good.

Jaycee said...

I don't like people drumming on tables with pens and pencils....iiirrrk!

Loll @ people walking in a zig-zag fashion and not letting you pass. I don't like that too but would never have thought of actually putting that in words...LOLLL...

Standtall said...

I think almost everything you put up would piss me off. I cant stand men putting hands in their pocket to bring money when you sit next to them in the bus. They touch you back and forth and wont even say sorry

I hate when especially men read news paper in the bus and rest it on flip it back and forth on you

I get pissed off when people throw out waste out of the vehicle on the road!

I will stop for now

Jinta said...

when bloggers write 'thanks for stopping by'

AlooFar said...

Thank you for the comment on my last post. lol for saying that i write amazingly well when i'm trying to be like writers like you.

;)

Uzezi said...

all that u listed there piss me off terribly

lol @ nigeriandramaqueen

Uzezi said...

@ ajike. i understand u sha, but my memory is crazy. i get calls now and then and hear the name from school and i try to remember. i really try. well, maybe seeing the face will triger the memory, but i only remember when i put faces and name together with an event. events i dont forget.

Uzezi said...

and i hate it when leaving a fast food joint, especially Mr. Biggs, the securities will ask for tips.

and i hate it when girls try to form for one another.

and i hate it when i tell a friend im trying to do this, and he or she tells me he or she is trying to do this too, as if we are having a competition.

and i hate guys who drop names, trying to impress

what else?

Uzezi said...

@ jinta- na wa for you o! what's wrong in thanking someone for coming to ur page? i think i say it sha.

Afrobabe said...

Kai...u should have left out the last one...wont be havin any dinner now...

hate it when a guy promises a good time in bed then turns out a failure...pisses the heck out of me...

Allied said...

I hate when people stop in the middle of the road on a busy street HELLO it’s New York City - Keep it moving

I hate when people meet, greet you then hold on to ur hand while they are talking ( as in seriously)

I hate when someone says " i have to tell u something" then next minute "Forget it"

I hate it when i have work to do but all i want to do is come to blogsville...

The Last King Of Scotland said...

i hate it when peeps name call like,i was with kemi shonekan and aisha babangida yesterday. im like who cares? cant u just say u were with kemi and aisha?

i also hate seeing peeps pick noses in public

i hate it when u take a lady on a dinner date and she forms like she aint hungry, meanwhile the worms are screaming for attention!

bumight said...

i hate over sabi people
i hATE people who poke-nose into ur life especially when they are soooo not close to u!

ablackjamesbond said...

I so hate people calling me and asking; Who is this? What effontery!Nonsense and ingredients!!

Jarrai said...

I hate it when people i do not even know well...ask all kinda personal questions (busy bodies)

I hate arrogance and rudeness and all dem people on the trains trying to kill me with their armpits....geez!

Smaragd said...

i copy and paste evrybody's "i hate its" except AfroJinta!

NDQ, lmao! i just remembered that song now!

QMoney said...

I passionately agree with
#1,#7(beats me really),#12,#13,desperation in d highest places,#14,come&tell my lousy colleague oh,#15.ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
I also hate it wen a guy cant pay his bills or is always always broke and cant account for it!!!!

QMoney said...

awwwwww,jinta,y do u hate "thanks for stoppin by......."C'mon!!

Jaycee said...

The funny thing is I also do not like "thanks for stopping by" comments. It makes the owner of the blog feel second-rated. Like u only dropped by to say thank you and "nothing more." LOLLLLL. True talk Jintahhhhhh!!! *winks*

Charizard said...

hmmn...me I agree with u in every respecti o...hmmn...this girl think am well well..

p.s.: I am still on blogville..jus seek me andyou will find...

Sherri said...

u are on the money!
it annoys me when guys say: "u look familiar" and then follow it up with do u have a sister that looks just like u?

naijalines said...

I agree with all 15.

#5 about females lying to pose - reminds me of a Ms Weirdo I went to uni with. She'd told a friend she used a particular relaxer - Weirdo's hair was really long and glossy. My friend and I'd never heard of that relaxer ooooh. (We knew of body cream/lotion with that brand name. Anyway to cut a long story short, my friend combed and dusted the whole of london looking for the elusive relaxer. Ms Weirdo continued to insist it was in this shop...

Very weird and extremely annoying. I laughed at the time but so much time and energy was wasted cos of her lies.

Uzezi said...

im beginning to think im too slow and lacking behind. abeg, where do all of you in blogville get all this fine templates from? abeg me too want fine one o!

Kemmie said...

pisses me off when people pretend they don't know you.

pisses me off when people just ignore the fact that you are standing there!

pisses me off when guys refer to themselves in the third person. damn weird! but it happens.

pisses me off when people assume they can walk all off you.

Keep rocking!

Ollay said...

Yea the cellulite thing drives me mad too, fat or slim but really as women, can we live without it? I guess a few are lucky sha!

Doja said...

ladyguide said...When a man keeps adjusting his "kini" in public, I still dont understand the need.

Maybe if you stopped looking down there you would not notice that much! hope this advise helps.

darkelcee said...

@doja
you can't help but notice.

I hate when peeps can't get their pens out out their mouth. is it a candy or somin?

Nice weekend dear.

La Reine said...

Chewing anything with your mouth open is annoying. Male or female

Your list is right on the money. -Expecially people walking slow.

tobenna said...

No. 7
When we adjust our 'kini' publicly, it simply means that our 'kini' is not properly aligned within our pants and the health of our 'kini' is more important than what LG thinks about us adjusting our 'kini' publicly.

Except, of course, we have one of those dangerous STD's! Which is even worse because it hurts like hell!

wellsbaba said...

lol...hahaha...men adjust their kini in public bcos its itching n uncomfortable....lol....I also hate it when artistes form yankee all dat crap...its so unreal thats y I luv dbanj,nice n lagbaja they are natural!

Funms said...

i so agree with everything esp the slow people..... i hate people that walk on the left side of an escalator......

i hate people that expect you to know their voice when they call u.....

Fausset said...

no 4..nigerians do it all the time..lol its in our blood..lol

no 15..its really disgusting..gosh, u dint add when pple pee on the sidewalks...

no 12.. i do that atimes cos there are times when i dont save pplez numbers and then they call...u get

aloted said...

ah so many things piss me off! can't even think of any right now..hmm maybe i shld do a post on this..lol

Scheyenne Zigzag said...

yeah, number 12 is soooo annoying...I usually answer "who are you looking for?"

Pink-satin said...

cough n chew...ewwwwwwwwww!!some people have to chew their cough stuff back if there is no where to spit it out now !!!!abi?...as for the fat people and cellulite to each his own whatever makes anyone feel good and is not injurious to the next person!
yes we women do lie abt where we got our hair done ,bought our clothes..etc really ridiculous

Afrobabe said...

lol @ doja...I think LG has the same illness as me..We look down unconsciously...wonder what she was looking at...maybe that is why the men keep adjusting it so that she knows there is more...well packed...lmao...maybe he has a spandex on...

AkaniZZle said...

nice selction, that last one was a bit....i just ate lol


how far

NikkiSab said...

Jesus!!!!! I am soo late on dropping in.
My God, u didnt... oh my goodness...Dat no. 15.. i was just taking a bite off a cold beefroll and the thot was graphic....yukkkkkkkk!!! I'll take 5 mins and continue my beefroll. I hate to see guys standing(esp my ibo brodas) and den de jack dia trousers up and leave dis scruffy look at dia groin area (shudder)!!
How was ur weekend dear?

anonymous gal said...

lol.u lifted those outa my mind.well all except...none.

TinTin said...

lmaooooo.i def agree with the fat people and tight clothes!!!

i like to chew gum..i know its annoying..and i make those loud smacking noise to!! lol..i know!! i have to stop it!!

LG said...

Unu thank you o, i tot it was just me, lol!!!!!

@doja, afro and jinta- unu dey find my mouth abi?, lol!!!

Tairebabs said...

I hate it when people gossip and one of them steps out and the remaining gossip about that person. It pisses me off but I guess they deserve eachother.

I hate it when people fart in public....then lie about it on top!

touching their 'kini' is one thing but touching it and later touching me...

ibiluv said...

LMAO....@Tairebabs......touching it and touching you......do u ever sit back to think of the stuff pple get up to when they......**wide grin*....

Toluwa Lase said...

i hate nosy ppl and ppl who yell instead of talk!
i hate girls who use too much makeup when they can be pretty with very little
i hate ppl who make up stuff just to have a story.

naijalines said...

So feeling Tairebabs on her peeves.

Lol @ Tobenna's comment. A beg bro, how do you know it hurts like hell? :)

tobenna said...

2 naijalines, I plead the 5th :P

Scheyenne Zigzag said...

Number 8 : ...and playing drums with their shoes can be even worse.

Buttercup said...

LOL! i totally feel u on errthin!

i hate it when i pass by a person n say hi, then i pass by the person again like 10mins later, what do i do then? i find it uncomfy!

i also hate it when a hot guy knows he's hot n expects all females to automatically drop their panties!