Monday, May 19, 2008

IF i were to be an animal.....


Eyin bloggers mi, eku ojo o, yes the rain has started, naija style (it only rains when pple are on their way to/back from work, lol!!!), as for me i have armed myself with umbrella, rain-coat, shower cap + rain-boots :)

Newayz for the day's gist, i was on my way home yesterday evening from Ogudu, as we were waiting for the bus to fill up, na so discussion start, the usual stale talk of the Nigerian fallen economy, many of the passengers blamed the govt (as usual), and listed stuffs they weren't addressing, while the topic was on, a young man guy suddenly exclaimed, 'Ohhh i wish i be dog o' as soon as he said that, our lecturers* stopped talking, as they too strained their necks to take a closer look at the dog/man, for my mind (this guy don shayo o), yet the guy went on undeterred, 'yes na, if i be dog , i nor go dey worry about food o, bcos i must chop, 9ja economy no go affect me at all, sum passengers dtsted laffing but to me, the guy has has definitely lost it, a dog ke???? n all bcos of the economy, the noise stopped, but not for me o, i continued to ponder abt it till i got home (asking myself) IF i were to choose, wat animal wld i like to be? tho not bcos of the economy :-))

Taking into account that i'm scared of animals, i wldnt want to be an animal that others don't hunt down to eat, probably a lion or isnt it possible to be an animal that no one eats, lol!!! i'm still thinking abt it even as i type this post, Wat animal would i want to be? an elephant... or do pple eat elephants? wat abt a buffalo?, i neva kolo o, i'm only fantasizing before una change my name, lol!!. Ok bloggers its your turn now, IF you were to be an animal, (dats asides being human) which one wld it be???? and why?????, Thank God, there are lots to pick from, so no excuses, oya where are all the animal lovers???

47 comments:

TinTin said...

i'm first yay!!!!!!!!!

hope u guys are rolling out the red carpet for my arrival to naija!!

yay!! rain it wont be too hott!!!

Naija Chickito said...

Sisi mi! I no understand this your yarns o!

I don't want to ever be an animal. lol.I would prefer to be young forever, you know, like living with parents and never having to make tough decisions....

OluwaDee said...

I don't like animals o.
But a lion or tiger wont be bad.

AJIKE said...

lol
interesting

fiest and foremost. i live at Ogudu. thats where i stay anytime i go to 9ja!...hmmmm..lol

anyhoo i am not sure but just because recently i had thought of being a Bird!

well no reason o, the thought just came!...lol

How u dey sis?

much love o!

princesa said...

I am the animal i want to be, A HUMAN BEING!!!

Standtall said...

I will be a cat, or lioness, tigeress
any in the cat family. Cos they are unique, intelligent and powerful.

Why I dey answer you self. Sebi u know me tele (lol)

I beg LG which one u go bi?

I am yet to see ur comment on mi-current post o

Sabira said...

hmm...I wanna be a dog oh - chiwawa especially. Alot of those little things enjoy much more than we humans sef. Only if I could be P. Hilton's new chiwawa, thats life mayne!

ibiluv said...

i go be cat oooooooooooo...they can STRUT!!!!!!!!.lazy ass animals who know how to get a good meal...and the strength they possess!!!!!as for those climbing skills & claws......yes ooo it rains only when we are going or coming back from work.....why???

Free-flowing Florida said...

if i were an animal, i'd b a cat! i love their grace! i for like dogs, but d ones i dey see @ time dey chop shit! haba! no be me & dem o

Lady A said...

I have been asked this question b4 and my answer is still the same. Lion
Eagle
Peacock...cuz I like to show off from time to time...and I LOVE the peacock you have on there...I have NEVER seen an all white peacock, I LUV IT!!!!

Tairebabs said...

I love dogs but helllllll no I wouldn't want to be a dog..no no. not especially after the way my brother kicks my dog when it jumps on him..If i had to choose..this one is hard o, I would be a Killer whale..since they are going extinct, I will get special treatment! lol, shey they are still going extinct?

Afrobabe said...

Let's see...dogs eat shit...at least naija dogs do..

Cats stink..at least naija cats stink..

Pigs dig out corpse..at least naija ones do..

Vultures wait for people to die so they can eat...at least naija ones do..

Birds get shot down by catapults...at least naija ones do..

Rats...dont even get me started..

Chicken...food!!!

Goat...food!!!

Cow...food!!!

After an extensive research, I would be the JAGUAR....graceful, beautiful,intelligent and dangerous!!!!

Tairebabs said...

@afrobabe; am LMAO!

Standtall said...

Afrobabe you are not correct o. My 3 cats are enjoying well well and they no they stink and they be proper Naija cats

I think it depends on the custodians of the animals. I love my cats and they are too clean and fine

ablackjamesbond said...

Would love to be a bird...an eagle...would love to have a bird's eye view of our world...see the world from up there. Wouldnt that be fun?

ablackjamesbond said...

Afrobabe...u naughty feline!

Olamild said...

Yeye

Original Mgbeke said...

A cat! They are so sleek and sophisticated. I know say una Naija people no like cats sha.
Dem dey chop Cat for calabar? cos I for choose Bingo but I know say Ndi Calabar dey chop Bingo.

NigerianDramaQueen said...

Omg Im not too fond of animals, so il have to think about that one! But that guy was too funny! I would have been ROTFLMAO if I was there!

Allied said...

Would love to be a bird...

Maybe an hummingbird, they are the only bird that can fly backwards..

Pink-satin said...

i'd be a cute dog owned by bill gates or paris hilton!!!

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

Animal ke? I don't know, any thing with wings, maybe...

Sherri said...

maybe a polar bear,
they are cute!

Mz. Dee said...

If i were to be an animal.. LG i love u!! Lolz.
I'd probably be a celeb'z puppy.. a puppy dat'd never grow into a dog.. pampered life.. sum dogz are better of than humanz..lol

shalewa said...

umh.If i were to be an animal,which one will i choose.Well ,i'd love to be an eagle.they're strong,unique and big.i'd love to be a bird cuz that means no transport cost.besides,i won't need to sky-dive for fun since i can fly.
how u dey?

(¯`·._.·[***Fresh&Fab***]·._.·´¯) said...

ahhh animal, i no know oh...a bird, any type of bird, so i can fly fly fly fly.



p.s- im fine hunny, u

AN IBO DUDE'S CORNER said...

I would be a crocodile..

That means i would have the stongest and most powerful killer jaws out there to snap at my boss, if there was any.They have been around since dem dinosaur days which can only mean one thing.....they r the wisest animal around having survived this long

ejura said...

Babes, did you redecorate your page or is it me? Your interior decorator did you well.lol!

it's sad a nigerian would wish to be a dog because he feels a dog has a better easy life.

That said, I'd like to be an eagle just so I can soar over the clouds and leave on peaks!

tobenna said...

Panther
Quiet, sleek, fast and dangerous

Toluwa Lase said...

An eagle if i were to live in the sky, and a puma if i were on earth...i adore animals except cats...
first tym here, and i luv it...

Aphrodite said...

LG love, this ur question is not easy at all.
Okay lets see...hmmm...
a Gorrilla maybe.
They are very intelligent animals.

tobenna said...

Wait a minute toluwa lase...
You hate cats and you want to be a puma?

AlooFar said...

Ha!
Animal? I can't think of one ;)

fantasy queen said...

i'd be a bear, its warm and furry, loving and so good to hug(when the movies show those scenes anyways) and same time fierce and feared.

naijalines said...

I'be a butterfly, beautiful and free.

Or... the queen bee...All the male soldiers will work their ass off 4 me... literally. And when I've had my fill, it's time 4 them to die. Then I go on to greener pastures to start all over again.

LG said...

Tinuade- we dey wait ooo,

Naija chickito- ahh, dat one nor qualify o, think well!!!,lol!!

Oluwadee- babes, u harsh o, lion/tiger ke?lol!!!

Ajike- a bird? so u can fly away after looking for trouble eh? lol!!
babes, mo wa pa, thanks

Prisco- not accepted, lol!!!!

Standtall- i was actually thinking abt u, while writing the post n i guess u wld choose to be norrin but a CAT, lol!!

Sabira- dearie, u like berra thing o, hehehehehehe

ibiluv- do cats strut? i've neva noticed sha, ova to u standtall, lol!!!

FFF- cat again? lol!!!! na wa o


Lady A- hmm? peacock but some ppl eat dem o, lol!!! no wahala sha

LG said...

Tairebabs- wow... a killer whale? thank God, they r going extinct,lol!!!!

Afro- babes, hehehehehe, correct babe, u too mush

Ablackjamesbond, why now? i tot u loved dogs, but an eagle isnt a bad idea tho'

Olamild- yeye does not qualify o, hehehehe

Original mgbeke- cat again!!!no wahala sha, but one gats to watch out for dos ilaje/ calabar pple, lol!!!
thanx for stopping by, muuuah

Nigeriandramaqueen- oya think, i dey wait o, lol!!!!

Allied- a hummingbird? dats a nice one!!!

Pinksatin- u and sabira eh, no wahala, lol!!!!

Solomonsydelle- maybe........ maybe werrin, choose jo' lol!!

Sherri- polar bear, r they cute? i only know they r dangerous o, lol!!

Jarrai said...

A cheetah, thats what i'll go for. Graceful but quick on their feet.

Standtall said...

eh eh LG, you set me up abi? If I catch you.

Jarrai said...

I am fine hun, work is kicking my ass though. Hope ur ok too

I see you are a Man u fan.......congrats!!!!

LG said...

Mz.dee- so u r in the league of sabira and pink satin, anyhoos, paris hilton can have as much dogs as......eh,lol!!!!!

Shalewa- ah shally,i tot, u wld say catfish, lol!! eagle ke? bcos of transport fare,nawa 4 u o,lol!!!

Fresh&Fab- anoda bird!!! no kain

IDC- chei, did is bad o,u actually wld choose a croc, my mouth shut up!!,lol!!

Ejura- anoda eagle!!!!, 4 where u go live sef?lol!!!

Tobenna- anoda dangerous cat? hmm

Toluwa lase- eagle don too plenty jo,i choose puma for u,lol!!!

Aphrodite- babes, u ve got me running fe cover,lol! r gorrillas inteligent? but dem ugg sha,lol!!!

Aloofer- bros, u nor try o?

Fantasy queen- hm, u and sherri, no wahala

Jarrai- anoda cat relation, wats it wit cat sef, lol!!!

rethots said...

...a dog preferably, 'tis faithful.

aloted said...

hmm i tink a bird- eagle maybe..that way i can soar and see things from on top of the world :)

Waffarian said...

I'd definitely have to live in the water...I love water and swimming but fish is so fucking ugly...especially their eyes...so fish is out of the question...let me see...I'll get back to you...can't think of any animal that lives in the sea that is not ugly....

maybe sea horse?

Smaragd said...

i was trying to remember which blogger was in love with Craig David this wknd!

just found "unbelievable" on my ipod and i love it! i like "what's ur flava" too, while i'm not a big fan, the guy's rubbing off gradually cuz of u...lol

Smaragd said...

do teddy bears count? *batting my lashes*.

okay seriously though, i've been described as a teddy bear, a cheetah, a tiger etc, i tire sef. i was even going to do a post on this!

on land, i would love to be in the cat family sha, not the house cats o, maybe lion, tiger,lynx,cheetah, panther etc.

an eagle would be really cool too, and lastly a dolphin! playful,graceful and pampered.

i can never make up my mind LG, so pay no mind to my indecision...lol.

Smaragd said...

ignore my first comment love, it was meant for Zena!