maa no`e da`da

Translated: i will beat u  very well......... :)

dats always the tot in my head weneva i watch dat 'omo' detergent advert, u kno' the one dat 'little jonny' goes round d neighbourhood chasing one old-mama's fowl; remember how he runs after the agric, summersaults, n rolls in the mud all in d name of helping mama catch her runaway chicken;  u also remember how he returns home, grinning 4rm ear to ear, showing off his portor-portor stained school uniform to his mum, n she smiles, giving him d go ahead 2 chase d fowl, saying afterall 'omo' dey! *INSERT LONG HISS HERE*   if na me?? i say if na me be ur mama, u go hear nwii; who send u???? alakoba, so mama go come dey borrow 'soap' everytime to wash her pot, plates, clothes abi??? LOL  i tell u guys, dat advert rily cracks me up and no be say mama even dash am sumthing sef  *mischievious grin*

so how una dey jare? thank goodness its friday, make person rest small. how ur area? my neighbour said he's packing out; Q: will i miss him  A: NO' bcos he is a bully, he bullies his kids, car, gate, infact he bullies everybody n everything. d day wen him try am with me, na so i OPEN eyes for am, him no dey look face *hiss* some neigbours sef; pay Nepa bill, na waec!, throway dirty nko? na quarrel!  d odd thing is dat his wife and kids are calm and easy going. yesterday i asked his youngest child, 'Omoh, who do u look like....in ur house?', and d yeye boy replied........ his DaD; i jst vex carry my bucket waka comot. how i for do?? convince him' he looks like his Mum???? LOL.

But wetin dey shele for here sef, went on my blog-rounds n everywhere jst dry,
many bloggers done disappear, my dia FBA, Afrolicious, Prisco, Ejura,    
Duchess, Mz dee, Thots of a naija woman, Naughty-eyez, Woomie,
Archiwiz, Smaragd, Allied, Sabira, Doja, Sasuke, Lisa, Shubby, Naija idol,
Oluwadee, Wellsbaba, Copido, Yewande-atanda, Ibo dude, Nikki sab,
Jinta, Chioma-mom, Aphrodite, Shalewa,  Ababoy 2, Yar mama, FFF, Standy
Writefreak, MDM,Tobenna, Enkay, Posh buki, For the love of me, Joicee, 
Blazing daola, Bwari-boy, Ice queen, Olufunke, Uzezi, Naija-chikito, Temite,
In my head n around, Emeka amakeze, Anonymous gal, Temmy tayo, Aloofa,
Fresh &fab, Tresor, Barbecuerepubliik, Sprezatura, Ibiluv, Porter-deharcourt, 
Chi-grace, Bunmy,  Naija babe, Enigma, lady A, Badderchic, Onome, Geisha
Padosh, Invinsible man, Down-the-aisle, Rethots, Darkelcee, Aloted, Loila, 
Simple gal, Sherri, Mommy,  Spicy tee, Lil angel for christ, Latifa, Ynot,
Kemi penelope, Lighty nerferet', kemmie, Simi-speaks, Bimby,  Kayshawn,
Favored gal,Tin-tin (guy&babe), Aijay, shona, Minky, A black james-bond,
 XSN,Toluwa, in-my-own-words, Ms.emmotion, Sha, Parakeet,Today's rant, 
Mojisola, Caelestis angelus, Kamkambaby and others.
HABA! una names sef don reach to compose 3 lonnngg posts :) Abeg hola back so i ll kno you are Alive n kicking o, thanx.

ps: did u see dat guy on tv confronting our super eagles at the airport???  No? ok make i gist una. So our team after being beaten 1-0 by guinea, thought they can sneak into the country without us knowing but dis young man (deaf) had been waiting for dem at d airport (i heard he even slept there :( so as  not to miss their arrival; as soon as they arrived na so the guy begin haala  (in dis case, wildly gesticulating) say wetin dey do dem,  wetin dem dey play, wetin do dia leg, LOL it wasnt funny sha, ofcourse they couldnt say anything, na so crowd gather But how can kinkili Guinea beat Nigeria??? i even saw one guy jubilating  dat they beat Almighty Nigeria (his own words)  *shamed face* now i feel like calling dem super-chickens but i wont, heard they said it was 'heat' dat caused 'our' loss sha *smh*


njoy ur weekend o jare!



ps2:  siriusly, how can one kno all is well with a fellow blogger, i kno some of us cherish our 'anonymity'  (u kno, stroll in and out of mama-put without anyone knowing) but we are fam; i often tink about some of us dat haven't updated in yrs n i wonder. wish i had ur 'numbers' so i can 'flash' you evey month end :)  
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