*clears throat* I had to interrupt my blog-annual-leave to post this annoucement, plz treat as urgent.
A young man has been reported missing by his *mum.
His name is *Bayo Mattew Adeolowo
He is in his late teens and hails from Ogun state
He is 5ft 7 and dark in complexion
He was last seen at a Guiness viewing centre,
wearing a *Chelsea No.14 jersey
along *itire road, surulere lagos.
Pls if sighted, call contact the nearest police officer/OPC
or elgeeeee via *ladyguide.blogspot.com
Thank you.
GUNNER4LIFE
(To bayo) O'boy you berra dey haus b4 i come back 4rm wrk' dis evening, abi you wan give your mama hypertension????? ahnn ahh' *She don call me reach 20 times since morning (ie plus *flash) even sef' which kind biz you and *chelski get????? abi you know drogba 4rm him village??? eh! i say answer mi????? chelsea don lose n there is nothing you, hiddink, lampard, anieka, wellsbaba or toks can do to change it' Kapishh!?!? :-)
PS: make sure say u see me dis evening...........a word is enuf
Eyin temi atata, how una dey? my blog-leave ends (whenever i decide)
i will be back to regular blogging soonest' :-)
PSS: I' ll try to upload bayo's pix later, pls suggest the kind of punishment dat befits him for..........oooooh his mum is calling me again, Kia!! 2day na 2day *sigh*
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LG i nearly cry wen arsenal loose but e be like say our own don pass jare...drogba!!! world audience dey na im drogba dey do like mum *shakes head*...na ref dat one wan fight abi...
when are u coming back jare here propoerly o!...
Abi Bayo don take wetin he no suppose use bet go ta tete? Is he your boyfriend???
Why is his mother killing your battery?
Who approved your leave?
Come back here before I sack you.
yea arsenal just messed up liked that.. i am glad barca won sha.. what is drogba own sef...
hope you will come bac soon :)
And I forgot to scream SECONDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
SHUBBYDOO: yep u r 1stttttttttt n u r also a gunnerrrrrrrrrr, norrin beats it, i tell u :-)
@ARSENAL: like i said last yr, watch out 4 us next year, mgbo?? :-)
@DROGBA: him own dey him bodi
i'll be back soonest' i promise , hope u r gud.
WOOMIE: come' no come my compound come insult me o, how bayo take be my bf??? abi i resemble *sugar-mama, *bayo stays in ma area, he didnt come back home last nite n his mum is worried abt him, so as senior citizen in d street, she reported to me, how u see am????? :-)
*how ya side
BTW which klub u support sef? kano pilllars or eyinmba???? :-)
BSNC: Babe, na so we see am o, i m sure (hopeful) We (gunners) ll perform beta next season, dont say i didnt tell u :-)
WOOMIE:yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy woomie is 2nd :-)
This craze for the English league in Naija is getting a bit disturbing...innit
Girl how u dey?
so..who approved that your leave sef..ehn lg..okay o..like every union in nigeria will say..i give you a 7 day ultimatum..or else..
o.k so bayo is missing...okay bayo o return home...
i prefer the way aresenal lost to the way chelsea lost o....till next season again.,.
Top 10! At last...
LG come back soon o, I don miss you small sha. I hope say you find this Bayo o.
I have missed you babe!!! where did the boy waka go now? Hope he did not gamble for chelsea o. I feel for his mum sha. she must be so worried. Don't stay away too long abeg.
correct!!
GUNNER4LIFE!!!!!
See why u shd stop running for our interview. We will talk football. LOL.
Pls send me an email. We need to talk and I dont know which email of yours you check regularly.
Thanks
Man U for life!!!
No be yesterday night the boy miss? abeg my sister, relax. Until e don reach 24 hrs, before you go fit report to police.
Which kin leave wey you go? Maternity abi Study leave?
JOICEEE: *sigh* u can say dat again dear' but at least there ll be no slaughtering of *blue cows by chelsea 9ja fans dis yr :-)
i'm gud jare (njoying my blog-leave :-) thanks
SIMEONE: lolll @7days ultimatum, okayyyyyy i no blog again, come and jack ma shirt :-)
*hope u r a *gunner too
ORIGINAL: nwanem no be small thing o, he's not picking his calls again, abi him no read dis post???
* i ll be back *sooonest
TAIREBABS: aww babes' r u back??? hope so' hope u r doing well
*lef bayo matter, till i catch am 4 haus :-)
GEE: u can say dat a zillion times' norrin do u!
STANDY: lolll swerri, i dey give u time to prepare ya sef. but seriously, lets see wat july 14th ll look like *winks*
CERBERUS: Oga i *fink u r on a wrong blog :-)
*hope u r gud
SHE: lollll omoge which one u be, opc or police?? :-) anyway i go take ya advise but shld incase u seer *bayo for ya area tel am say I dey wait am :-)
Na wa 4 u oh LG!!! How can u fit to go on leave and not tell anyborri ehn?
I haf miss u no be small, oya do and come back sharply, quickly!
Big ppl dey play ball Assnal wan join. Abeg make una comot for road. Gunner ke? Shooting range ni. lol
At least the Missing blue hopefully has not committed suicide!
Look here woman,
When people go on leave they give prior warning, abi?
Lol. How now? I'm watching this soccer drama unfold and I'm like dang!, if only Nigerians could be this devoted/serious about changing the fate of our country's future.
S'all good sha. Have a lovely weekend!
i DON MISS YOU DIE. Which kind yeye leave be that? If you no want the kind punishemnt u dey reserve for bayo make you resume blogging duty immediately!.
Bayo come back home o E no dad reach like that now.
MIZCHIF:lolll nne' it was either i go on leave or face d wrath of *dangote
*hope u r gud, kedu maka school.
9ICE ANON: *sings* some pple jealous me, some ppple jealous me bcos i'm a GUNNERRRRRRRRRRRR
BTW: u sound so much like a chelsea fan..r u? :-)
DBTHINKS: i hope so too, but suicide or not, if/when i catch dat boy, we go play our own arsenal vs chelsea match :-)
ISHA: loll madam *kofer e ma binu, i rily deserved d break
*hows granmummsie?
EKNOR:eya' i m tempted to come back but...... :-)
*njoy ur w'end
Mscheeeeww...see this one, aafter you went away all you can say is Bayo come home, you no even apologise for almost giving me hypertension! Nonsense!
Anyway sa, welcome back, i missed you!
o girl cut the leave and come back jo! i no miss u o, before ur head go dey swell!
You are somehow back…lol…missed ya.
You think you can just hop in and out of blogville whenever you like.
Who is this bayo & why is his mama calling you???
WRITEFREAK:aww swerri, e mabinu' jo'mo'kunle'
no vex for me o, bcos of u i ll put up a post sooonest :-)
OMOTEE:*singing* one one pple dem dey jealous:-)
AFROBABE:yesssssssssso babes i missed u too
O'DEE:lolll@hop in and out, i say i ll be back soonest
@bayo: he is a chelsea fan' that absconded 4rm home when chelsea lost to *barca
*hope u r doing well
Bayo don return?
dis girl!!!!! eh ya. I hope bayo returns home soonest. I don't get all this nonsense abt pple getting themselves into all kinds of situation because of football. i mean, daz just stupid. haba.
anyways, do quick return 4rm ur leave. & abeg, buy something oh. no come return emptyhanded. i don talk my own oh.
I hope Bayo's been found. For some rezn i was laffing while reading this post.....just couldn't help it.
Welcome back sha and thanx for the disappering act. Have a blessed weekend!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GOT GUNNED DOWN MEHN! NO PUN INTENDED! :D
forgive me for shouting but im just excited that u r back..hehe!
who be Bayo, abeg???
ahnahn this thing didnt complete my 'one united'..nonsense!
this ur leave na wa o. u know when folks go on leave then come back unlike when they retire/get fired/or get laid off. come back soon!
Haba! LG e no gud ohh!
I was abt sending a search party out 2 look for u...lol! Hw u dey?
Awwww hope he's found soon :( Or has he been?
Meanwhile yayy for you being back...Hope you've been well sweets x
lol...it is well with Bayo oh...hope he turns up b4 his mama dies of hypertension/kills u with calls...
It's been a long while...u r enjoying us say we miss u abi? lol...berra get back here sharpish...
Ol'gal,i thought i had put a comment here.
i heard a kenyan committed suicide on top this arsenal part oh,i no fit shout.
how u dey?
pls check out my blog http://thecounselorandherthots.blogspot.com/
Where Bayo come go now?
He want make your phone battery run down?
How have you been?
Na wa for you o! Na so you just disappear!
As for Bayo. He is to be grounded on all the days that 'chelski' will be playing with any other club.
If you need physical force, just call me! hehehe!!
Welcome back dearie. Please send me an e-mail ASAP. Check my profile for the address(it's about a serious issue)...
Oh... and it's not about Bayo. It's about me
Have you found Bayo?
aha! I tire, if this comment no show.........feel my E-love telepath style.
2 days now trying to leave a freaking comment..............LG i dey vex for ur page oh!
hahahahaha! My mother was just making fun of the whole football thing. lol! She doesn't understand how Naija folks love those teams even more than local teams. I just told her to give up trying to understand and support her friend who seemingly has an unhealthy "Gunners" addiction. =)
LG! shewa kpa? A ti ri e in a very long time.
Come on back oh! Blogville needs your humor and support.
to all ya footbaall FREAKS!!! pls get a life! And improve your own local league!
pshaw (hiss)!!!
Arsenal ko, Buttanal ni!
na wa ooo, hey hun....a pic would help as well....
hahaha abi you no know say Drogba grew up for Bayo's backyard? I hope say Bayo don waka home.
LOL LOL FUCK LOL FUCK FUCK! i cant stop laffin...dat loss was PAINFULL LOL abeg leave d boy o let him remain missin...when chelsea eventually wins d cup he will be found lol
YOu must be busy, hurry back my dear! Hope all is well.
LG, so you have just refused to show ya face ehn?
A MEMBER OF THE RED ARMY SAYS HI....
by the way, can you speak French?
just asking o.....lol
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