For the Children

Funny Children Prayers
1. Dear God, if the people of israel are Israelites, and the people of Canann are Canannites, are the people of paris called Parasites?

2. Dear God, i read the bible. What does beget mean? Nobody will tell me.

3. Dear God, Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his golf words in the house?

4. Dear God, I like the story about Noah the best of all of them. You really made up some good ones. I like walking on water, too

5. Dear God, my Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy. How far back do you go?

6. Dear God, Bless mommy, bless daddy and me and poppy, good nite!!

7. Dear God, Did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an accident?

8. Dear God, how come you did all those miracles in the old days and don't do any now?

9. Dear God, Please send Peter Clark to a different summer camp this year.

10. Dear God, my brother told me about how you are born but it just doesn't sound right. What do you say?

11. Dear God, Is Reverend Mike a friend of yours, or do you just know him through the business?

12. Dear God, mom says i can ask you for anything, "plz make me fall sick, i don't want to go to school tomorrow

13. Dear God, Please Help mommy to find her patience because she lost it today.

14. Dear God, You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both ways before I cross the street

15. Dear God, With so many different religions, i bet you get them mixed up sometimes.

HAPPY CHILDREN'S DAY!!!!