Tuesday, May 27, 2008

For the Children



Funny Children Prayers
1. Dear God, if the people of israel are Israelites, and the people of Canann are Canannites, are the people of paris called Parasites?

2. Dear God, i read the bible. What does beget mean? Nobody will tell me.

3. Dear God, Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his golf words in the house?

4. Dear God, I like the story about Noah the best of all of them. You really made up some good ones. I like walking on water, too

5. Dear God, my Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy. How far back do you go?

6. Dear God, Bless mommy, bless daddy and me and poppy, good nite!!

7. Dear God, Did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an accident?

8. Dear God, how come you did all those miracles in the old days and don't do any now?

9. Dear God, Please send Peter Clark to a different summer camp this year.

10. Dear God, my brother told me about how you are born but it just doesn't sound right. What do you say?

11. Dear God, Is Reverend Mike a friend of yours, or do you just know him through the business?

12. Dear God, mom says i can ask you for anything, "plz make me fall sick, i don't want to go to school tomorrow

13. Dear God, Please Help mommy to find her patience because she lost it today.

14. Dear God, You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both ways before I cross the street

15. Dear God, With so many different religions, i bet you get them mixed up sometimes.

HAPPY CHILDREN'S DAY!!!!

37 comments:

Sha said...

FIRST

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Happy childrens day..lol we r all children abi :-D

Ollay said...

This post made my day especially this bit "4. Dear God,
I like the story about Noah the best of all of them. You really made up some good ones. I like walking on water, too."

Yea, happy Children's day...I forgot totally. We used to organise a lot of sporting activities and go to the stadium in those days. Do they still do that?

ibiluv said...

i know kids says the darnest things........this is hilarious..........help mom find her patience.......dont worry about me-i look both ways before i cross.....LMAO...........

Charizard said...

LG baby...eleyinjuege...pe mi loruko...ko fa mi nirungon


I love this one oh..in fact am inspired...

*dresses up to go n kiss every kid I can find*

NikkiSab said...

Happy Children's day !!!! Your posts always put a smile on my face. Thank you dear!!

Uzezi said...

im so laughing like crazy.
very very good one.

Uzezi said...

wait a minute, is it that comment moderation is now been dropped by bloggers?

NigerianDramaQueen said...

This was soooo funny! I burst out laughing after reading the 'parasites' one,lol
Awww didnt know it was childrens day...

bumight said...

awww this is sooo sweet, I read something similar on chickito's blog....and NDQ is a parasite!

classybabe said...

lol,Kids say the darndest things.Happy Children's day to all kids!

shalewa said...

this post was lovely.gave me a good laff.
my sista,i dey oh.is nepa.the current goes up and down like the stock market.very annoying.

Lady A said...

Awwwww, that is soo cute, love it!!! I'm great over here, just a bit tired. Hope you are well.

Standtall said...

Dear God,
let daddy and mummy stay at home with me every day, so i wont have to go to sch and they wont have to go to work. We will have so much fun...

Mz. Dee said...

Happy children'z day to u too!! Lol
At least sumone on blogville acknowledged it..we thank god.
But dis is rily cute.. luv the one bout patience.
And i'm gud babe.. thankz!
Hope ure gud too!

naijalines said...

The innocent children said lovely things that pulled at the heartstrings. But Naijalines saw the naughty scissors.

AJIKE said...

yay am a child too.
happy childrens day
how are you love?:

simplegal said...

Lovely and funny post! Thanks for stopping by...Read some of ur older posts as well, and I'm luvn ur blog. Ur on my blogroll!

(¯`·._.·[***Fresh&Fab***]·._.·´¯) said...

fantastic post, love it

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

Thanks for your kind message at my Easier site. Thank God for children. lol!


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TinTin said...

awwww how cute!!!

Naija Chickito said...

Dear God,
Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his golf words in the house?

Very cute!

Jarrai said...

Awwww kids are the best....happy childrens day xxx

Uzezi said...

passing by. hope u r good.

Ms. emmotions said...

hehehe
lmao
these kids are just so kid like

Minky said...

lol, Awww children mehn, you've just gotta love them!!

Kemmie said...

LOL...i bet a few of these were my son's prayers...

*How are you doing?

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

Aunty LG, thanks for swinging by, the family is fine, thanks be to God.

How u dey?

Parakeet said...

No update yet? Me I want to read funny stuff o...abeg!

Aphrodite said...

lol...Kids are just too sweet.
how have u been dear?

Jaycee said...

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL....

"Dear God, I read the bible. What does beget mean? Nobody will tell me"

"Dear God, did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an accident?"

Allied said...

;)

Afrobabe said...

Love it...children are a trip...cant wait to have one...

Sasuke said...

LOLAWD. childrens day done pass sha but this your post is hilarious.

first time here would be back for more

Doja said...

The kid who drew the scissors needs to be sectioned before he/she becomes a full fledged pervert.

princesa said...

So you still dey celebrate children's day?

134ElitZ Magazine said...

Awwww...mehn..children are in their own world sha.

first time on ur blog..nice one. 'll be back :)

Smaragd said...

Chari, that song is one of sis-in-law's all time faves!

that one about mum losing her patience is the funniest and the one about God and father Michael in business...lol

Bumight, very true, NDQ is hereby pronounced a Parasite...lol