WHAT DO YOU SEE???? (warning: graphic pix )

                                                    

i see his teeth *SMH*

pix thanks to santiago

OMG!

*ssmh* Is this what DEMOCRACY is all about?? running pple down bcos of ..... i mean, is it  a do or die sumn?  someone has to call these ppl to order, OGINNI???

HNY2011

If you are reading this, it means u made it; PRAISEEEE DA LORD, SUMBORI!!! :)
altho *sigh* it urm started on a shaky note for some (a minute of silence for friends/family members we lost as a result of the jos and abuja bomb blast)

So its a new year, new expectations, goals, dreams n ofcourse its Election year in our beloved country; i pray God's covenant for Nigeria is fulfilled. i also pray for a violence free election (its possible; atleast i kno i wont be fighting anyone :) 

*Lord, we ask for fairness and justice in the balloting procedures as we come out to vote this year, May it be just and equitable, revealing the truth with clarity in Jesus name (Amen

Hw was ur hols? enuf chopchop i trust, ehn wats dat??? u dey deny??? oya look at ur tummy, LOL we thank God. Yours truly was in benue state during d xmas break (blog post up next) n it was choptilludrop, eyin temi no be small sumn o,  na eat, sleep; eat, sleep n eat again, inshort let me stop here cos its better experienced than imagined.  Ehen p.e.t project u told me i ll give birth to twins if i eat benue yam shebi?; babe i eat yam soteeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy (u get??:)  so in 9 months that is urm.....um...*looks at calender*  lets say in september or october or thereabout we go throw parry n Psquare go perform *fingers tightly crossed* LOL

Happy newyr once again

BTW may your troubles last as long as ur resolutions,  yeaaaaa(dodges blows) i kid i kiddddddddddddd :)

Congrats madam, its a .........

so my colleague's wife 'put to be bed ' on monday n we ve been popping mineral and fish roll like no 2mrw. the guy's so happy, he just dey call announce to everybody,  "iyawo mi ti bi mo"  (my wife has given birth), and naturally they ask him "ki lo bi??" (wetin she born??:) his reply... BIG BOY!!!  

eyin temi, which one be small boy again??? neways congrats to *juwon n his wife, hopefully i ll attend d iko-omo (naming ceremony)  Now to d koko and its a question, Why is it dat, as soon as u tell someone dat you or ur wife/ sister/mother have delivered a child, d next thing they ask is, BOY or GIRL???.  I highlighted the word 'naturally' (above) cos i 've  noticed we are all guilty of dis;   *coughs* abeg stop looking behind u jare, its you i'm talking to, or u wan talk say u neva ask b4?? :) 

i dont kno how it started or if its a general thing but i dont feel its proper, we hardly ask how d mother is faring, all we want 2 kno is obi'rin or oku'rin??. my colleague was so sure his wife was going to give birth to a boy, i asked him why he was so sure n if she had gone for scanning to check d sex of the child n he replied confidently, 'leave dat matter, i kno bcos na me put am dia' (aku'ko:)  so somehow i was hopeing/praying it wld be a girl *mischevious grin* weda him for deny am LOL  but the question remains, why do we......' i 've heard couples argue about who they want first, d woman go say na girl n d man go say na boy or vice versa *sigh*  i dont undastand it but i kno dat mine ll be 2 big boys psquare IJN :)

Congrats to blogville's latest mummy #youknoyasef and other mothers, may our children continue to put smiles on our faces (amen)

     Hv a blessed day'

in other news:

*INEC ROLLS OUT NEW TIME TABLE*

S/N	ACTIVITY	DATE	REMARKS
1	Issuance of Notice of election	23rd November, 2010	Section 30 (1) of the Electoral Act, 2010 provides not later than 90 days before the election.
2	Conduct of Party primaries	Commence 26th November 2010 End 15th January, 2011	To enable Political Parties democratically nominate candidates for the elections as required by Section 87 of the Electoral Act, 2010
3	Campaign by Political Parties in public	Commences on 1st December, 2010	Section 99(1) of the Electoral Act, 2010 provides 90 days before polling day.
4	Collection of Form CF001 (Affidavit/Personal Particulars of candidates) and Form CF002 (Party’s list of candidates) for all elections.	15th – 22nd December 2010
5	Registration of Voters	15th – 29th January, 2011	Pursuant to Section 9(5) of the Electoral Act, 2010
6	Display of Register of Voters for claims and objections.	3rd February, 2011 –8th February, 2011	Pursuant to Section 19(1) of the Electoral Act, 2010
7	Last day for submission of Forms CF001 and CF002 at the National Headquarters of the Commission for all Elections.	31st January, 2011	Section 31(1) of the Electoral Act, 2010 provides for not later than 60 days before the election.
8	Publication of Personal Particulars of candidates. (CF001) for all Elections.	6th February, 2011	Section 31(3) of the Electoral Act, 2010 provides for publication within 7 days of the receipt of the form CF001
9	Collection of Nomination forms	7th – 10th February, 2011
10	Last day for withdrawal by candidate(s)/replacement of withdrawn candidate(s) by Political Parties for all Elections.	14th February, 2011	Section 35(1) of Electoral Act, 2010 provides not later than 45 days to the election.
11	Publication of Personal Particulars (CF001) of substitute candidate(s) for all Elections.	21st February, 2011	Section 32(3) of the Electoral Act, 2010 provides for publication within 7 days of the receipt of the form CF001
12	Last day for the submission of Nomination forms by Political Parties for all Elections.	21st February, 2011
13	Publication of official Register of voters for the elections.	2nd March, 2011	Section 20 of the Electoral Act, 2010 provides not later than 30 days before the election.
14	Publication of list of nominated candidates.for all Elections	2nd March, 2011 to16th March, 2011	Section 34 of the Electoral Act, 2010 provides at least 30 days before the day of election.
15	Publication of Notice of Poll for:for all Elections	18th March, 2011	Section 46 of the Electoral Act, 2010 provides not later than 14 days before the election.
16	Submission of names of Party Agents for all Elections to the Resident Electoral Commissioners (RECS.)	25th March, 2011	Section 45 of the Electoral Act, 2010. Provides not later than 7 days before the election.
17(a)(b)(c)	Last day/time for campaigns National Assembly Elections Presidential Election Governorship/State Assembly Elections	1st April, 201 8th April, 2011 15th April, 2011	Section 99(1) of the Electoral Act, 2010 prohibits Advertisements or broadcasts of campaigns 24 hours prior to the day of election.
18(a)      (b)     (c)	Date of election National Assembly Elections Presidential Election Governorship/State Assembly Elections	2nd April, 2011 9th April, 2011 16th April, 2011	Section 25 of the Electoral Act, 2010, dates of elections to be appointed by the Commission.

*JOKE OF THE DAY*

Teacher: John, whats the full meaning of JEGA?

Student: ermm...er.....Jonathan Ebere Goodluck Azikiwe...?????

LOL i wonder how they think of these things,

Happy thanksgiving o jare.

PS: NITTY GRITTY shebi u asked for an update?? u've bn served :)

S/N

ACTIVITY

DATE

REMARKS

1

Issuance of Notice of election

23^rd November, 2010

Section 30 (1) of the Electoral Act, 2010 provides not later than 90 days before the election.

2

Conduct of Party primaries

Commence 26^th November 2010 End 15^th January, 2011

To enable Political Parties democratically nominate candidates for the elections as required by Section 87 of the Electoral Act, 2010

3

Campaign by Political Parties in public

Commences on 1^st December, 2010

Section 99(1) of the Electoral Act, 2010 provides 90 days before polling day.

4

Collection of Form CF001 (Affidavit/Personal Particulars of candidates) and Form CF002 (Party’s list of candidates) for all elections.

15^th – 22^nd December 2010

5

Registration of Voters

15^th – 29^th January, 2011

Pursuant to Section 9(5) of the Electoral Act, 2010

6

Display of Register of Voters for claims and objections.

3^rd February, 2011 –8^th February, 2011

Pursuant to Section 19(1) of the Electoral Act, 2010

7

Last day for submission of Forms CF001 and CF002 at the National Headquarters of the Commission for all Elections.

31^st January, 2011

Section 31(1) of the Electoral Act, 2010 provides for not later than 60 days before the election.

8

Publication of Personal Particulars of candidates. (CF001) for all Elections.

6^th February, 2011

Section 31(3) of the Electoral Act, 2010 provides for publication within 7 days of the receipt of the form CF001

9

Collection of Nomination forms

7^th – 10^th February, 2011

10

Last day for withdrawal by candidate(s)/replacement of withdrawn candidate(s) by Political Parties for all Elections.

14^th February, 2011

Section 35(1) of Electoral Act, 2010 provides not later than 45 days to the election.

11

Publication of Personal Particulars (CF001) of substitute candidate(s) for all Elections.

21^st February, 2011

Section 32(3) of the Electoral Act, 2010 provides for publication within 7 days of the receipt of the form CF001

12

Last day for the submission of Nomination forms by Political Parties for all Elections.

21^st February, 2011

13

Publication of official Register of voters for the elections.

2^nd March, 2011

Section 20 of the Electoral Act, 2010 provides not later than 30 days before the election.

14

Publication of list of nominated candidates.for all Elections

2^nd March, 2011 to16^th March, 2011

Section 34 of the Electoral Act, 2010 provides at least 30 days before the day of election.

15

Publication of Notice of Poll for:for all Elections

18^th March, 2011

Section 46 of the Electoral Act, 2010 provides not later than 14 days before the election.

16

Submission of names of Party Agents for all Elections to the Resident Electoral Commissioners (RECS.)

25^th March, 2011

Section 45 of the Electoral Act, 2010. Provides not later than 7 days before the election.

17(a)(b)(c)

Last day/time for campaigns
National Assembly Elections
Presidential Election
Governorship/State Assembly Elections

1^st April, 201
8^th April, 2011
15^th April, 2011

Section 99(1) of the Electoral Act, 2010 prohibits Advertisements or broadcasts of campaigns 24 hours prior to the day of election.

18(a)
     (b)
    (c)

Date of election
National Assembly Elections
Presidential Election
Governorship/State Assembly Elections

2^nd April, 2011
9^th April, 2011
16^th April, 2011

Section 25 of the Electoral Act, 2010, dates of elections to be appointed by the Commission.